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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

..The man behind the mirror.

Music:

..

And now my favorite bands, in alphabetical order:
To make it short...
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A:
Adema, Afroman, Angelfish, The Art of Noise, Amon Amarth, Audioslave, The Avalanches, Avenged Sevenfold

B:
The Beatles, Beck, Ben Folds Five, Bjork, Blur, The Bobs, Bright Eyes, Bush, Butthole Surfers

C:
Cake, Captain Beefheart, The Cars, Cat Stevens, Chevelle, Chris Cornell, Cibo Matto, Collective Soul, Combustible Edison, Cream, The Cranberries, Crash Test Dummies, The Crystal Method

D:
Danny Elfman, Dave Matthews Band, David Bowie, David Gilmour, Dead Kennedys, Depeche Mode, Devo, Disturbed, Drowning Pool, Drunk Jesus & Billy Brodwal, D.V.D.A.

E:
Easy Star All-Stars, The Eels, Eisbrecher, Elliot Smith, Elton John, Eric Clapton, Expanding Man, Evanescence

F:
The Faces, Faith No More, Filter, Fiona Apple, Flyleaf, Foo Fighters, Frank Zappa

G:
Garbage, Girls In Suede, Goldfrapp, Gorillaz, Green Day

H:
Harry Nilsson

I:
Incubus

J:
James Brown, Jamiroquai, Jay-Z, Jet, Jimi Hendrix, Joe Jackson, Johnny Cash, John Lennon, John Linnell

K:
The Kinks, Killswitch Engage, Korn

L:
Led Zepplin, Leslie Gore, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Lou Reed, Lynryd Skynyrd

M:
Marilyn Manson, MC Copulation, Meat Puppets, Mindless Self Indulgence, Moby, Mono Puff, Mr. Bungle

N:
Nerf Herder, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, No Doubt, Nonpoint

O:
Oasis, Oingo Boingo, Otep, The Offspring, Outkast, Oysterhead

P:
Paul Simon, Peeping Tom, Pink Floyd, Polaris, Pop Will Eat Itself, Primitive Radio Gods, Portishead, Powerman 5000, The Presidents of the United States of America, Primus, Proclaimers, Prodigy

Q:
Queen

R:
Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Rammstein, The Ramones, Rancid, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Redman, The Residents, Republica, Rob Zombie, The Rolling Stones, Ruby, Rusted Root

S:
Santana, Seal, Seeded Skies, Seether, Self, Serj Tankian, Seu Jorge, Silverchair, Shinedown, Smashing Pumpkins, Sneaker Pimps, Sons of Champlin, Soul Coughing, Soundgarden, Steppenwolf, Stevie Wonder, Sublime, Supertramp, Suzanne Vega, System of a Down

T:
Talking Heads, Tenacious D, They Might Be Giants, Thom Yorke, Three Days Grace, Tom Petty, Tom Waits, Tracy Bonham, Trent Reznor

U:
The Ukes, Ustad Sultan Khan

V:
VAST, The Velvet Teen, Violent Femmes

W:
Ween, The White Stripes, White Zombie, Weezer

"Hang my head
Drown my fear
Till you all just
Disappear"
-Soundgarden


"You are the one I want and what I want is so unreal."
-Marilyn Manson

Movies:

..And now my favorite movies, in no particular order... Directed by:
John Hughes
Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Breakfast Club, Planes Trains & Automobiles, Weird Science
David Fincher
Fight Club, Se7en, The Game, Panic Room
Terry Gilliam
Twelve Monkeys, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Monty Python and the Holy Grail,Monty Python and the Life of Brian, Monty Python and the Meaning of Life, TheFisher King, The Brothers Grimm
Steven Spielberg
Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Temple of Doom, The Last Crusade, Hook, AI,Minority Report, Catch Me If You Can, Jurrasic Park, The Terminal
Ron Howard
Grand Theft Auto, The Paper, Apollo 13, A Beautiful Mind
Woody Allen
Annie Hall, Sleeper, Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex but WereAfraid to Ask, Bananas, Take the Money and Run, Hollywood Ending, Small TimeCrooks, What's Up Tiger Lily?
Tim Burton
Batman, Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood, Mars Attacks,Beetlejuice, Sleepy Hollow, Planet of the Apes, Charlie and the ChocolateFactory, Big Fish
Kevin Smith
Dogma, Clerks, Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks II
Quentin Tarantino
Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill
Robert Rodriguez
Four Rooms, Desperado, Sin City
Wes Anderson
Rushmore, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Royal Tennenbaums
Joel Coen, Ethan Coen
Barton Fink, The Big Lebowski, Fargo, O' Brother Where Art Thou?, The Man WhoWasn't There
David Lynch
Lost Highway, Blue Velvet, Mulholland Drive
Sam Mendez
American Beauty, Road to Perdition
Darren Aronofsky
Requiem for a Dream, Pi
Christopher Nolan
Memento, Insomnia, Batman Begins
George Lucas
American Graffiti, Star Wars
Michael Moore
Canadian Bacon, Bowling for Columbine
Stanley Kubrick
A Clockwork Orange, The Shining
Harold Ramis
Caddyshack, Groundhog Day, Analyze This
Jay Roach
Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me, Goldmember, Meet the Parents, MysteryAlaska
Mel Brooks
Silent Movie, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs, Life Stinks,History of the World Part I
Cameron Crowe
Almost Famous, Vanilla Sky
Carl Reiner
The Jerk, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
Danny Devito
Metilda, Death to Smoochy
Penelope Spheeris
Wayne's World, Black Sheep
Robert Zemicks
Back to the Future, Back to the Future Part II, Back to the Future Part III,Forrest Gump, Cast Away, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Frank Oz
What About Bob?, Little Shop of Horrors, Bowfinger
Ivan Reitman
Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters II, Stripes, Meatballs, Twins, Kindergarten Cop, Dave
Iain Softley
Hackers, K-PAX
Ridley Scott
Blade Runner, Legend, Gladiator
Roman Polanski
Rosemary's Baby, Frantic, Chinatown, The Ninth Gate
Peter Weir
Witness, The Mosquito Coast, Dead Poets Society, The Truman Show
Nick Park
Wallace and Gromit, Chicken Run
Jerry Zucker
Airplane!, Ghost, Rat Race
Oliver Stone
Natural Born Killers, JFK, Nixon
Jim Jarmusch
Down by Law, Coffee and Cigarettes
Trey Parker
Orgazmo, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut, Team America: World Police, Cannibal: The Musical
Tony Scott
True Romance, Crimson Tide, Enemy of the State, Spy Game, Man on Fire, Top Gun
Paul Verhoeven
Basic Instinct, RoboCop, Total Recall, Showgirls, Starship Troopers, Hollow Man
Barry Levinson
Envy, Tin Men, Good Morning Vietnam, Rain Man, Wag the Dog, Bandits, Toys
Dennis Dugan
Saving Silverman, The Benchwarmers, National Security, Big Daddy, Happy Gilmore, Problem Child
Steve Barron
Coneheads, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Sam Raimi
The Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness, Darkman, A Simple Plan, Spiderman, Spiderman 2, Spiderman 3
Mike Judge
Office Space, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Idiocracy
Joel Schumacher
The Number 23, Phone Booth, Batman & Robin, Batman Forever, Flatliners, The Lost Boys Other movies:
Wayne's World 2, Novocaine, American Psycho, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind,Donnie Darko, Lost In Translation, The Usual Suspects, The Machinist, So IMarried an Axe Murderer, The Cable Guy, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,Payback, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Bean, The Muppet Movie, Muppets fromSpace, Scotland PA, Highway, Tombstone, Life is Beautiful, Boiler Room, TheSting, The Attic Expeditions, Harold and Maude, Secretary, City of LostChildren, Man on the Moon, Ong-Bak, Unleashed, Harvey Krumpet, The Station Agent, Sneakers, Mazes and Monsters, Run Ronnie Run, It's All Gone Pete Tong, Igby Goes Down, Under Suspicion, Deathtrap, The Pick of Destiny, Inside Man, Blades of Glory, High Fidelity, Grosse Point Blank, Evil Alien Conquerors, American Splenor, Hairspray
"I did have a test today. That wasn't bullshit. It's on Europeansocialism. But, I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who givesa crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists for all I care.It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condonefascism. Or any isms for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. Aperson should not believe in an ism. He should only believe in himself. It'slike John Lennon said, 'I don't believe in Beatles I just believe in me.' Agood point there. After all he was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus... I'dstill have to bum rides from people."
-Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Television:

These are shows I have watched and enjoyed, but I don't watch TV.

House, Mr. Bean, Wallace and Gromit, South Park, The Family Guy, Ren and Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Pete & Pete, The Andy Milonakis Show, That's My Bush, Scrubs..

"You bloated sack of protoplasm!"
-The Ren and Stimpy Show

Books:

..Bukowski
Pulp, Women, Love is a Dog from Hell, Post Office,Factotum, Ham on Rye, The Captain is Out to Lunch and the Sailors Have TakenOver the Ship, Betting on the Muse
Palahniuk
InvisibleMonsters, Choke, Fight Club, Haunted, Survivor
Brautigan
AConfederate General from Big Sur, Trout Fishing in America, In Watermelon Sugar,The Hawkline Monster, Dreaming of Babylon, An Unfortunate Woman, The Pill Versusthe Spring Hill Mine Disaster
Sedaris
Barrel Fever, Holidays onIce, Naked, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Dress Your Family in Corduroy andDenim
Salinger
Catcher in the Rye, NineStories, Franny and Zooey, Raise High The Roof Beam Carpenters And Seymour An Introduction
Vonnegut
Breakfast of Champions
Thompson
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fear and Loathing in America, The Gonzo Papers
"The shortest distance between two points is a time line, a schedule,a map of your time, the itinerary for the rest of your life."
-Survivor byChuck Palahniuk

Heroes:

..Charles Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, Marilyn Manson, Elliot Smith, Trey Parker, Jack Black, and Batman.

My Blog

Its Not Over Yet

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Posted by schtink on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 12:06:00 PST

smaller is better

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Posted by schtink on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 12:03:00 PST

Dott

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Posted by schtink on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 11:43:00 PST

No Devil lived on... lonely tylenol

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Posted by schtink on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 04:15:00 PST

the most depressing poem in the world

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Posted by schtink on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:52:00 PST

Keep the crazy away

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Posted by schtink on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 11:20:00 PST

Repair

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Posted by schtink on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:57:00 PST

something ominous like... It was dark...

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Posted by schtink on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:37:00 PST

Discharge

When I woke up Friday morning my middle finger on my right hand was twice as big as normal. And it hurt. A lot. I went to work and ended up leaving about forty five minutes later to see a doctor abou...
Posted by schtink on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 03:49:00 PST

Vista theme for ipod touch

This is a screenshot of the new vista theme for my iPod. It's nearly  dead-on. Except the clock widget doesnt work.  Or the weather icon....
Posted by schtink on Sat, 31 May 2008 01:05:00 PST