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AKA BETTY FORD

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About Me

The miracle goes something like this. One day 27 years ago in the small town of Farmington. My mama bless her soul was at the seven eleven, She had to feed all my brothers and sisters, so she was buying some wonder bread and american cheese. Low and behold when she reached for the miracle whip I popped outa her vagina right there in the convience store. the man behind the counter didnt know what to do so he just screamed its a mircle. My mama didnt even know she was with child. So she scouped me right up got her ranch dressing...The world aint been the same sense.....Sense then you know I went thgough many things to become the hatefull person that I am today. sense then... I have come to find the return of something greater,, Is are small circumstance so important, or is what we think of ourselves so much gander than we actually are. Unable to see ourselves and our actions. Or are we so much less than we think and diminish ouselvels everyday by the small things we do. When what we speak is truth. When what we act is the truth we speak, me and you might be better people. Live your truth , speak your truth even if the truth is sad , sometimes it hurts to be you or me.
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My Interests

YOU POSSIBLY!!! Being president of the male chapter of the Naughty Mommies club. Talking smut. I love to play the observer and the delvils advocate. Cable knit turns me on. The teaches of Peaches. I am totaly into eastern forms of healing Ayurveda is my true love. Massage I want to put my hands on everyone. That beautiful valley where the hips meet the waist. Chickens!! Occipitofrontalis it raises your eyebrow and wrinkles your forehead. Wow too much anatomy. So other interests, boys, girls , god, not in that order. My friends, myself, my garden, summer, fun giggles, risoto with truffle oil. Good scents, rose oil, Rumi, the sunset, conversation that will leave me in awe of the universe, and the good sense to forget conversation and who we are. Sadaf my most enduring and patient friend, she always puts up with my tripper ass. Cat for being the wiser and table dancing when it is least appopriate, Codhi for being able to swing from a trapese. That science can now prove that emotions can chage the molecular shape of water. Flabergasting the perfection of the fucked up world we live in. Sad that people dont take care of themselves or of the world around them. Inspired by the people that do!!!

I'd like to meet:

"and i can hear my mother saying, every old sock meets an old shoe isn't that a great saying." kate bush apparently her mother was as brilliant as she is. I would love to meet them both. I will meet anyone in their space as long as they will meet me in mine. Above all the man in all those fucking bedtime stories my mother used to read to me, who will come sweep me off my feet. Where the hell is he? Or some young man with skin like heroine.

Music:

Anything that dribbles from the beautiful brain of Kate Bush. There are so many more I can not even begin to tell you.

Television:

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Books:

I dont think that this box is big enough if it will hold my attention i will read it. I will read anything that has to do with God or people.

Heroes:

I am my own painting, I am my own experiment, I am my own work of art.My heros are usually people with this mentality, when true to their own inner self when they are their own greatest masterpeice humans become something more.