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Patrick Bateman

this many.

About Me

There is an idea of me; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there. I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust.

My Interests

e c fuckin dub, international politics, republicans, torres

I'd like to meet:

jesus (for the meaning of life), monty brown (to discuss all that is alpha male), ronald reagan (why are you the greatest president of all time?), vincent kennedy mcmahon (the man who drives wrestling), aj styles (how do you do this stuff?), tony blair (why walk away?), derek vineyard (to discuss the beauty of reform), adolf hitler (how do i become so influential?), omar minaya (to inform him to stop spending so much damn money), mark warner (youre a democrat, yet i am totally voting for you, why?), hmm...
is it pathetic that i am wasting valuable brain power on this shit?

Music:

everyone hates labels, so here's some for you: house, trance, progressive, drum n bass, power ballads, glam, thrash, street punk, skate punk, ska, and the backstreet boys.

Movies:

American History X, American Psychoand then the 5 most underrated movies of all time: PCU, coming to america, three amigos, can't hardly wait, and dirty work

Television:

College basketball and professional wrestling should be the only things allowed on tv. and ufc. as much as i love wrestling, a good ufc match gets me pumped up 10 times as much. for as amazing as every aj styles-samoa joe-christopher daniels is, chuck liddel-randy couter is just that much better becuase its not predetermined. oh, and emeril. fuck you becky.

Books:

writers i love: diderot, phaedro, anselm, jean paul sarte, ann quindlen, jeremy bentham, .... admit it, you dont know who any of these are, do you?
oh wait, thats what i hate. my bad. i meant to write "wrestling books, espn, and newsweek"

Heroes:

Ronald Reagan, Paul Heyman, Derek Vineyard, the Ultimate Warrior, Maggy Thatcher

My Blog

march madness

             March Madness is exciting for the upsets and Cinderella stories.  Yet there are things you can bank on come tournament time.&nbs...
Posted by Patrick Bateman on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:10:00 PST

when i post things, theyre important

just a quick update on my wrestling project, CDX. we finally got last summer's video online (well, at least part of it for now). its about an hour, and its in, well, i think about 8 parts (6 are up no...
Posted by Patrick Bateman on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 10:13:00 PST

when i post a blog, it must be important

http://www.youtube.com/user/razzmission check out my videos.  ill be adding more often. check it out, especially fall out boyz.
Posted by Patrick Bateman on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 04:12:00 PST

the new hot shit im in

we urge everyone to check out our new project.  its called X.  see for yourself <a href="herehttp://www.myspace.com/cdxtreme">here</a> enjoy.  the dvd just came out this we...
Posted by Patrick Bateman on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 05:52:00 PST

please do me a favor

Answer this poll question please.  I dont care if you know what im talking about.  just please answer it. http://www.geocities.com/regalepisodes/montreal.html thank you very much.  if ...
Posted by Patrick Bateman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

complete makeover

im merely noting the date and time with a blog entry. who the fuck invented the word "blog" anyway. i bet it was a faggot.
Posted by Patrick Bateman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the people who run myspace are fucking idiots and cant spell "august"

outside of that, i think this is the stupidest shit ever, but since people read this trash, i just thought id offer a reminder to check out the ROKKITT 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW Monday, August 16th...
Posted by Patrick Bateman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST