Jason M. Carfagno, born 10/17/1986. Regarded by some as the most intresting and influential man on the planet, he humbly keeps to himself in both D.C., Philadelphia and at times many points along the Jersey beaches, more commonly known as the "Shore". When not hanging with most of his "dickhead" friends he finds time with his girlfriend whether it is hanging in a hammock or making stops at all the party points in Philly. Although known to be a bit rowdy at times many of his closest friends will defend him to the death. When he ist around campus he relaxes in his room or a room of one of his friends, and on some occasional Fridays is present when Joe Sheehan makes cat calls to girls from his window, or when plans to run for USG are hatched. He has suffered through several mishaps in his life including four NFC Championship games in which the Eagles only won once, and of course a Super Bowl fiasco the likes of which none of us have ever seen. His latest set back came when the Philadelphia Philliles his pride and joy failed to make the playoffs AGAIN this season, missing a wild card berth by two games. He relys a bit too heavily on alcohol and irony and is in love with love and lousy poetry and a girl named Anna. He looks to make up for all of this somehow, someday. He is also the Social Chair of the College Republicans and hopes to have fun with that post. He is also a member of the Impulse Control and is semi funny in parlor rooms and smoke houses. In closing let me remind us that he does a killer Joe Sheehan and Jim Beatty impression and truly that is all that matters.
Jason M. Carfagno being the man since 1986.
"In this world on fire...I'm an arsonist."
I don't want to be friends with your shitty band.
I know you're trying to just get hits on your website.
"It's not the house that makes the home it's family."
