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*JOELAND*

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About Me

Life never, ever, ceases to amaze me.

My Interests

In no particular order, here goes...
My Lovely n' Voluptuous Co-Conspirator ( you know who you are ) , Fatherhood, Stella Artois, Puerto Rico, S-E-X, tattoos, Munnys and Dunnys, sierra nevada, foreign movies, classic rock, Coney Island, Ranch Dressing, Lowbrow Art, Sailor Jerry, Wine, beer pong, Dane effing Cook, mexican food, kid robot, Al Pacino, tequila, Gibson SG's, vintage Camaros and Mustangs, my iPod, Orange amps, 8-bit Nintendo, Marty Scorsese, french fries, painting, D+D ( that's Dunkin' Donuts not Dungeons and Dragons, smartass ) octopi, pizza, David Cross, Garlic Bread, Acrylic Paints, Taco bell, Rosie Perez, 12 hrs of sleep or more, falafels, rat fink, Mitch Hedberg(R.I.P.), happy hour, Jessica Biel, the art of Camille Rose Garcia, Bass ale, mexican wrestling, Salma Hayek, dia de los muertos, onion rings, Robert Deniro, Glenn Barr, mushrooms, open bar, Bill Hicks, coquito, coffee, the color burgundy, Mayra Veronica, flying squirrels, a good burger, Juxtapoz, traveling, more coffee, Dickies, pasta, days off, swirly straws, and shiny objects.

I'd like to meet:

The little man living in my girlfriend's belly.

Music:

See my music page.

Movies:

Taxi driver
Mean Streets
Raging bull
Goodfellas
The Departed
( I dig Scorsese, can you tell? )
A Clockwork Orange
Rocky Horror
The Gate
Goonies
The Warriors
Gimme Shelter
Animal House
Carrie
Dirty Harry
Dog Day Afternoon
Texas chainsaw Massacre
Serpico
Apocalypse Now!
Platoon
Full Metal Jacket
the Breakfast Club
Spaceballs
the Deer Hunter
the Godfather 1 & 2
Reservoir Dogs
Natural Born Killers
Carlito's Way
Donnie Brasco
Heat (Where's the VAN??!!)
the Professional
Do The Right Thing
Pulp Fiction
American Beauty
Robocop
Silence Of The Lambs ( Put the lotion in the basket!!!)
Evil Dead
This Is Spinal Tap
Dazed and Confused
Run Lola Run
Menace 2 Society
Office Space
Zoolander
Dead Presidents
Almost Famous
Raising Victor Vargas
City of God
Amorres Perros
Y Tu Mama Tambien
Secretary
Anchorman
School of Rock
The 40- Year Old Virgin
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
Ray
Motorcycle Diaries
Munich
Saw 1,2,3, and soon 4
The Lady In The Water
The Lookout
Napoleon Dynamite
Children Of Men
Borat
Pan's Labyrinth
Blades of Glory
28 Days, Weeks Later
The Science of Sleep
Grindhouse
Knocked Up
Cocaine Cowboys
Superbad
Disturbia
El Cantante
American Gangster

Television:

Flight of the Conchords, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Youtube, TVlinks

Books:

I'm really into rock bios (surprise!!!) Almost done with Slash's bio (very entertaining,so far) and I'll probably read Ron Wood's next.