I've decided to graduate from the ranks of myspace users who can't describe themselves. Though really, actually describing myself would be out of style for me. Instead, I'll ramble and that should give you a better idea of who I am anyway.
I'm originally from New York, but not the city mind you. Most of the people I meet seem to be under the misconception that the Empire State (go Vader!) is entirely metropolitan area. Then again, maybe they assume I'm from the city because I'm a jerk and I'm rude to them. In either case, I grew tired of living in seclusion and set out to become a vagabond before attending college. I didn't make it far, my first stop California sucked me into the tar pits of SoCal life and I've been here ever since. Oh sure I traveled to all the other places I wanted to see, Seattle, Portland, Denver, New Orleans, Santa Fe, New York City (funny I could live in upstate my whole life and never spend decent time in the city), and scenic Chicago O'Hare Airport nearly every time I go home.
When I left to travel before college, naysayers warned me that I wouldn't end up going to school, I'd get on the wrong track and end up skipping it. Well I sure showed them... oh... well. I applied for some schools. And I looked at the classes at a community college. Well, I didn't turn to a life of drugs! I stopped after a year, I swear! Alcohol is technically a drug, isn't it... damn. Maybe I didn't. Well, I am employed sir, and my mom keeps telling me in that reassuring voice she's proud of me and I'm not a failure. And if I swipe another roll of duct tape from the store down the street, I'll have four walls on this baby I got from the appliance store!
In all seriousness, if you really want to know about me, you should read my completely non-serious website: www.usian.org . I was once told by a co worker that it was dangerous because people could learn too much about me by reading so much about my life. Put it to the test.
.. FreaKeXX
