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Nick

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

My goal in life is to be a regional pancake inspector at IHOP. Or maybe a spy/baker. Unfortunately I'm stuck with a job where I work two weeks a month and get to travel as much as I want. It's a tough life.

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My Interests


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I'd like to meet:


pagoda.

Music:

Elvis Costello Joe Jackson Stevie Ray Vaugh NIN Pantera Alice 'n' Chains cheesy metal bands I shouldn't metallica mason jennings tribe called quest de la soul jazz that makes the stress flow away blues that makes you want to drink scotch lots more

Movies:

The Jerk Rushmore Royal Tenninbaums Cinema Paradiso The Professional Three Amigos

Television:

Simpsons Seinfeld West Wing Family Guy Daily Show....

Books:

Hemingway, Dumas, Ayn Rand, history, philosophy.... anything that catches my eye, really.

Heroes:

if you know of some, please feel free to introduce me.

My Blog

Drums!!

So after a number of years of wanting to buy and electronic drum kit and putting it off because it was too expensive, and it was tough to justify (since I don’t really know how to play them very...
Posted by Nick on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 06:58:00 PST

Fuck yeah

Just chased down some dumb-ass sixteen year old that stole some retarded kid’s bike. I rule! w00t! PS: no, I was not a dick, I just made him go back and apologize and didn’t call the cops....
Posted by Nick on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 05:27:00 PST

Where’s nick

So I’ve gotten a request from a few different people to publish my calendar online, as I’m on the road a lot and people have a tough time keeping my whereabouts straight. It’s in sta...
Posted by Nick on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 02:56:00 PST

Wow, what an awesome day.

1. Superbowl. 2. I've been in the chicago airport since 3pm. It is now midnight. Estimates for departure are another 2.5 hours.3. My awesome bose headphones fell out of my crap bookbag, and are now go...
Posted by Nick on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 10:16:00 PST

Bags man, Bags!

So I picked up a weird habit from a former roommate of mine: I hoard supermarket bags. Over the last two years, every single time I went to the grocery store, or the convenience store, gas station, or...
Posted by Nick on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:59:00 PST

The Greatest Voicemail Ever

I arrived in LA last night at 9:38pm. This was three minutes later than my GPS estimated I would. What a piece of crap. It was a long drive. Very long. 1100 miles or so, actually. There is a piece of ...
Posted by Nick on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 10:45:00 PST

The Human Disaster Recovery Plan

The fact of the matter is, at some point, the world is going to blow up. Ok, maybe it won't actually blow up, we could just be hit by an asteroid and have a nuclear winter killing off our entire speci...
Posted by Nick on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 02:21:00 PST

Dont Mess with Texas

Unsurprisingly, I am not impressed with Texas. I got here Monday and it is hot and humid. After getting out of the car, my glasses immediately fog up, as if I had just stepped into a greenhouse. The f...
Posted by Nick on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 09:19:00 PST

Stop Getting Hacked

Over the last couple of weeks, I've sen people posting various entries on how they've been hacked, and have been spamming other people through myspace. doh. As someone who's tech savvy, I thought I'd ...
Posted by Nick on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 08:31:00 PST

Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom!

Quit my job yesterday. Goodbye microsoft, hello teaching. :)
Posted by Nick on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 05:54:00 PST