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Ophelia Up

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About Me

Im not bad, I just think not nice things...

My Interests

Is it wierd that i like doing crossword puzzles?? Not normal ones mind you, only the ones you get in super trashy tabloids... where britney spears is ..3 down and the clue is "White trash pop sensation". Hmmm further intrests and persuits... shaking my junk, dibbing, drinking unitll i cant figure out if should open my front door with my yellow car key or my yellow house key.. hahaha just kidding mom (it was only once), painting, reading erotica and books with fabio on the cover (pre goose).. SERIOUSLY?!? come on now... telling people they suck is always a fave. also i enjoy long walks on the beach, candle lit dinners, kittens, and molseting the chad. Oh, and loving my sweet sweet puppy Frankenstein Poopie Pants Doodikins.img src= "http://a474.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/58/m_988a9a51 0bb007ef280dda613721d019.jpg"

I'd like to meet:

George Michael, and the guy who made his sweet neon shorts in the 80'simg src="http://www.planetgeorge.org/images/gallery/271.jpg"

Music:

I cant remember when the last time I bought a cd that was recorded before 1987...Oh, Freddie... img src="http://www.queenzone.com/multimedia/pictures/images/Fre ddie_Mercury/magpicrcjune19892.jpg"

Movies:

I am sad to say that im a movie whore, if its on the wall at blockbuster iv'e more then likely seen it.. i mean i have some standards: no one with the last name hilton, no hillary duff, and sure as hell no chad michael murray (WHAT IS UP WITH THAT GUY?!?!?) A few faves have got to be Labyrinth, Army of Darkness, Tank Girl, Hellraiser, Amelie, and anything Stephen King.If its campy, cheesey, and or scares the poo outta me ill watch it.
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Television:

Ab Fab, Lexx, Futurama, Sex in the City, The X-Files , Talk Sex with Sue Johanson, and pretty much anything those brain washing bastards at fox will show me...

Books:

King, Rice, Lovecraft...J.K. Rowling.. Yeah I know Im lame

Heroes:

Prison inmates doing thriller & the "girl" in this video

My Blog

I Revisited High School.. By High School I Mean Underage Beer Drinking

So... chad and I went to this party lasy night at one of his shipmates houses... well, at first he didnt want to take me because he said i was too old... oh wait he took that back quickly, he sai...
Posted by Ophelia Up on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 11:32:00 PST

My Old Friends And Even Older Ones

Hey all, if this makes no sense to you or you believe this doenst mean you please ignore and skip ahead... Have you ever cut someone out?? Or a whole group of people? Well, I have.. A few y...
Posted by Ophelia Up on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 12:43:00 PST

How Random Is This?

http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php" method="get">What Is Your Battle Cry?Hark! Who is that, stalking on the tundra! It is Jennifer, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with an ominous roar, her voic...
Posted by Ophelia Up on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 04:38:00 PST

land of the free and car thefts

Im moving to San Diego bitches.. whos going to come visit??
Posted by Ophelia Up on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 07:33:00 PST

Another mildly scarcastic rant??? oh no!!

my my my it has sure been a while since i actualy had some (be it mangled) from of the internet..let alone blogged... i know i know i've been missed...whatever did you do with out my bullshit to read ...
Posted by Ophelia Up on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 07:35:00 PST

your cute, im drunk... lets hump

ok so i really wanted to go to beat it tonight and i actualy got jessica to say she would go too.. but on one condition, that we got more people to go with us... so i open up my phone and start scroli...
Posted by Ophelia Up on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Halloween and tributes to my idol...

i should blog about halloween shouldnt i? well im going to try and keep this short because im hungry and i can feel my ass getting smaller... and god knows we can have that!!! teehee! i was a naughty ...
Posted by Ophelia Up on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

GO GO ORGASM

Your Ultimate One Night Stand... by crispniteLJ UsernameFavorite animalYou invite over...They bring...You talk about...You end up...having explicit sexQuiz created with MemeGen! Which cult classi...
Posted by Ophelia Up on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

we dont want none of that over here...

and by none of that they mean me... so i am yet again joining the rat race.. im looking for a new job, which as well all know has to be just about as much fun as getting my fingernails pulled out o...
Posted by Ophelia Up on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

breasts drinking and promices of doing it

Life has been a endless whirl of chaos and random things of late. Got to meet Big Bad Voodoo daddy (see princess boo boo's blog about boobies) which let me tell you was awsome. have been able to get i...
Posted by Ophelia Up on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST