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Clayr

I like you. I like sex. It's nice... Chenquieh.

About Me

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Live, love... snowboard and be merry. The older you get the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin’ man, L-I-V-I-N. Youth Against Establishment. "Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it." -HDT Work because you want to, not because you have to. The only constant is change. "I'm pretty sure there's a whole lot more to life than being really, really, really, really, really ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is." I think the Swingline stapler is a far superior desktop accessory. Much better than say a lava lamp. I’ve kept my plants alive for 2 years and counting (which hopefully makes me kind AND considerate). I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum. I think we’re just going to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that.

My Interests

Here are some things I like, or do, or participate in... Snowboarding, downhill mountain biking. Going scary fast. Memorable movie quotes, meeting new people, loving winter, the color green, learning new things, BBQs, turning left, a center for ants, going on adventures, road trips, having fun, being sarcastically optimistic, making fun of myself, making fun of others, falling down and getting injured, laughing it off, listening to music, loving old music, finding new music, going to shows, watching movies, eating popcorn, partying, driving, going to the beach, attempting to surf, and of course miles of smiles…

I'd like to meet:

Hi and welcome to Fantasy World. Thanks, I'll take aaaaaaahhh... Scott (you know who you are), Jack Sparrow, Doc Holliday, Constable Ichabod Crane, George Jung, Tyler Durden, Paul McLean, Hansel (he's so hot right now), Triston Ludlow, Mitch Martin, Richie Tenenbaum, Van Wilder, Anthony Adams. Does that come with a side salad? Thank you, please drive-thru. As you can see I live in a fantasy world, feel free to join me. Who wants to live in the real world when you can just watch it on TV? Rrrriiiiight... Damn reality TV, I hope it ends soon, cuz I'm over it. It makes my heart want to throw-up. Long story short... I'd like to meet someone like you, who is unique, humorous, witty, passionate, playful, spontaneous, driven, silly, caring and considerate. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills...

Music:

(In no particular order) DragonForce!!! The Knife, Teddy Bears, The Cure, Le Tigre, The Faint, Shiny Toy Guns, The Caesars, Thrice, The Killers, Interpol, Phantom Planet, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Saves the Day, No Motiv, The Von Bondies, Thursday, The Promise Ring, The Beastie Boys, The Smiths, Social Distortion, Talking Heads, Blondie, The Ramones, Ween, Violent Femmes, Weazer, The Clash, The Distillers, NOFX, Dead Kennedys, The Rolling Stones, Postal Service, The Circle Jerks, Stereo Total, The Cars, The Presidents of the United States of America, The Shins, Face to Face, Finch, Descendents, Blink-182, AFI, Juliana Theory, GnR, Twisted Sister, Biggie, Wu-tang Clan, Radiohead, Sigor Ros, Hieroglyphics, Stereo Lab, Green Day, U2, Travis, Black Eyed Peas... There are more and I'm sure some of these will change, but at some point I liked them, so here they'll stay. Not really into country so much, it's too heartbroken.

Movies:

(In no particular order) Borat, Amelie, Braveheart, Shakespeare in Love, Real Genius, Weird Science, North Shore, Bottle Rocket, Princess Bride, The Abyss, Rad, Moulin Rouge, Van Wilder, Scrooged, Finding Nemo, Swingers, Bug's Life, Monsters Inc., LOTRs, Jaws, Garden State, 50 First Dates, Ace Ventura Pet Detective, Office Space, Zoolander, The Royal Tenenbaums, Love Actually, Best in Show, King Pin, The Godfather, Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club, Seven, Aliens, Breakfast Club, Toy Story I & II, About A Boy, Lost in Translation, Sling Blade, Nightmare Before Christmas, Pirates of the Caribbean, Stand By Me, Edward Scissorhands, The Sand Lot, Groundhog Day, Adaptation, Good Will Hunting, Oceans Eleven, Lost Boys.... I could probably go on forever. Ok, I need to add a couple more... I Heart Huckabees and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Last but not least, Napoleon Dynamite!

Television:

Da Ali G Show, Chapelle Show, South Park, Simpsons, Seinfeld, Friends, Dextor's Lab, Inside the Actor's Studio with James Lipton, Iron Chef, Travel Channel, Discovery Channel, National Geo Channel (I love anthropology, artifacts, bones and ancient cultures), That 70s Show, Animal Planet, Late Night with Conan O’Brien, Family Guy… I’m sure there’s more, I’m a sucker for comedy. And my recent discovery whilst living in Canada... Trailer Park Boys!!! If you haven't seen it, track it down, find it, watch it... laugh your ass off!

Books:

Fight Club, Choke, Diary, Haunting... basically anything by Chuck Palahniuk, The DaVinci Code, Deception Point, The Anatomy Coloring Book, The Hobbit, How to be a Mogul, Spilling Clarence, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Cat's Craddle, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, The Count of Monte Cristo, Wicked, Don Quixote, Robinson Crusoe, To Kill a Mocking Bird, Les Miserable, The Great Gatsby, Angels and Demons, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Crime and Punishment...

Heroes:

My Mom. And anyone who lives to play and plays to live.

My Blog

This shit cracks me up

I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting woul...
Posted by Clayr on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You

"This is your life and its ending one minute at a time. Youre not your job. Youre not how much money you have in the bank. Youre not the car you drive. Youre not the contents of your wallet. You...
Posted by Clayr on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST