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Chris [LC]

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About Me

Hi! I'm Chris, AKA "Wade", "Wader", "Little Chris", "Chris WAIDS or "Liam from Big Brother Celebrity Hijack". Some of those names I prefer to others.
I'm at Aston Uni, in Birmingham. In June, I'm moving to London and I'm gonna be working there for a year, which is gonna be ace. If anyone wants to let me live with them for a couple of months, let me know. Or hell, just be a city guide for me...
I play guitar - nearly 7 years now. I'm alright. Used to be in Midnight Stalker , now I'm in Lost Children . Come listen. I play football, too. I'm not as good at that.
I'm a student, of course I have facebook. If you know me, you have me on there. If you don't know me, don't try and find me. It's not hard to find me but it sure is creepy.
I had AIM but I forgot my username, password and what e-mail address I signed up with and I'm not American so I deleted it. Yahoo! is for gays. I used to have ICQ but then I turned 12. I've got MSN, though. Most of the time I’m “away” on there, so if I don't reply it's about 50/50 that I'm actually not there or I just don't like you.
I don't smoke (I can't be bothered nor can I afford to), don't do drugs (I just plain can't afford to) - and as for drinking...well, I'm doing that a lot less lately, I'm starting to realise that instead of getting shitfaced, making a twat of myself, being sick everywhere and feeling like death in the morning, I can have just as good a time laughing at everyone else making a twat of themselves. Oh, and that's a lot cheaper, too.
Oh, and I don't like cats.

My Interests

Alcohol. Liverpool FC. Sooze . bash.org .

CURRENT LOCATION: Kettering
Aston Uni
SHIT HOT MUSIC Anything with energy. Metallica, Sikth, ETID, Deftones, TGOAT, Dillinger, loads more.
SHIT MUSIC Anything uninspiring, so unoriginal it's just boring, anything that's just plain boring, any of those shitty scene "metal" bands that sound like they've got a pig on vocals, and the gangsta rap that nu rave twats have taking a liking to for some reason.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone. Come say hi. I'm not looking for anything in particular. Try me. If you'll give me free stuff that's even better. I'm not a tramp, I'm a student.

I don't accept adds from bands. That's because they're usually shitty copies of a slightly bigger shitty band. If you think your band's good, then fine, send me a message saying so. Oh, and you need my last name to add me. That's not to stop random people adding me, that's fine, it's to stop the porn bots. If you can't figure out my last name from the thing above my main picture, or my nicknames, then we probably wouldn't get along as friends.

What I'm up to an' that

18th April LCotKR supporting Devil Sold His Soul Grampian, Corby

26th April LCotKR supporting Godless Crusade (Italy) Racehorse, Northampton

29th May LCotKR - Headline Show Sawyers, Kettering

23rd June Start my placement! London

30th July My 20th birthday!

21st-24th August Leeds Festival!

11th May, 2062 According to www.deathclock.com, I will die. Oh, shit.

Chris' Friends Comments
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Panic! At The Disco

Jul 27 2007 17:18

We're absolutely bollocks. The sound of us eating each other's shit is better than our music - and trust us, we know!
Job For A Cowboy

Jul 15 2007 14:12

Oink oink oink
Lostprophets

Feb 10 2007 11:14

Want to hear a bunch of sellouts? Come and listen to us! Let's be honest, we're just jumping on a different bandwagon for each album. Anyone with half a fucking brain can see that. Why did we bother trying to pretend we were just maturing as a band? Only a twat would believe that...oh well, at least all the little kids can think they're emo by listening to our generic brand of slightly rock-tinged pop!

Look out for Lostprophets lunchboxes in the future.
Tom

Sep 14 2005 9:30

Holy crap, you're awesome. Thanks for the help creating this website!
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Movies:

Fight Club, Smokin' Aces, Pulp Fiction, Dirty Sanchez movie, Sin City, Snakes on a Plane, Casino Royale, The Departed, 1 Night in Paris, Jackass, Jackass Number Two, Borat, Anchorman

Television:

CSI: Miami, Vegas and NY, Top Gear, Family Guy...Hollyoaks, Deal or No Deal...standard student TV. I don't find the Mighty Boosh funny at all.

Heroes:

Jimmy Carr - "I'd rather see a pregnant woman standing on the bus than a fat girl sitting down crying"
Bill Bailey - "My first job was in the West Country...I say my first job, my first job was selling doors, door-to-door. That's a tough one, isn't it?! bing-bong, can I interest you in a- oh shit you've already got one, no worries"
Bill Hicks - ""Today a young man on acid, thought he could fly, jumped off a building, what a tragedy." What a dick! If he thought he could fly, why didn't he take off from the ground?"
Jeremy Clarkson - "As I write, the newspapers are full of pictures of an 11-year-old girl who, on a drunken one-night stand, managed to get pregnant. She's sitting on a sofa, a fag in one hand and an overflowing ashtray perched on one knee. Her stomach is huge. And in the next room, we see her mother, smoking a little smack and telling reporters that she's very proud. No dear, that's the wrong word. You're not proud. You're a stupid waste of the world's resources."
My Details
Status: Taken
Hometown: Kettering
Nationality: English
Education: In University

My Blog

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Posted by Chris [LC] on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 07:37:00 PST

Shitlist

I moved this here because I want to keep it somewhere but I feel like it's time to change my profile a bit.OK - if you read this and it pretty much all fits in with you (however much you'll refuse to ...
Posted by Chris [LC] on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 04:17:00 PST

General shit.

So after not posting anything really useful, interesting or insightful for a while, I thought I'd give you all something of an update into what's been going on recently. Chances are you probably know ...
Posted by Chris [LC] on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 03:17:00 PST

GUITAR STUFF FOR SALE

1. Planet waves locking strap and pick holder...it's like the swiss army knife of guitar straps, it's even got a shoulder pad so it doesn't hurt your shoulder. How nice of it. It's in a red/black patt...
Posted by Chris [LC] on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 10:22:00 PST

Today was sweet as balls

Really sweet balls, that is. Woke up late. Went to Nicks house to pick up a CoB album that'd been delivered (Tokyo Warhearts, it's awesome) Saw a Zakk Wylde wah pedal in Cash Converters. Went back l...
Posted by Chris [LC] on Sat, 13 May 2006 11:05:00 PST

This is what waiting for work does.

I don't know if I'm working until like 5 minutes before. So I did one of those quizzes, out of boredom You scored as Rocker, Mosher. You're A Rocker!Rocker, Mosher90%Prepy40%Trendy40%Goth35%Emo30%Cha...
Posted by Chris [LC] on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 09:53:00 PST

Oh, bollocks. Wrong colour.

Ok. So after...18 months (yeah that's right, too long), I got bored of the streaks in my hair...well if I'm honest I got bored of them before that but I'm too shit-ass lazy to do anything about it. Un...
Posted by Chris [LC] on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 01:27:00 PST

Hi, I'm an extremist muslim and I'M A FUCKING HYPOCRITE

Right. I'll start this off by saying that this only applies to a small number of Muslims. It's just there's a fair few that have pissed me off. That's the disclaimer. Now to the actual blog. Ok, so ...
Posted by Chris [LC] on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 10:54:00 PST

I was wrong. I admit it!

I had Incubus down as a pretty mellow, boring band. All I'd heard is "Wish You Were Here" and "Drive". Sure, not bad, but I've had more inspiring wanks. I'm borrowing S.C.I.E.N.C.E. right now. I say ...
Posted by Chris [LC] on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 11:31:00 PST

Oh, I can't think of a subject.

I've spent all of today playing Need for Speed Most Wanted I finally found a Paul Frank store yesterday and spent too much money there...but I don't care. I've now got a belt buckle that fewer people...
Posted by Chris [LC] on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 02:50:00 PST