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Brockoli Brockolini

IN YOUR FACE 2008!!!!!

About Me


THAT's ALL FOLKS!
YOU CAN REMINISCE HERE TILL WE'RE BACK MY HORNY GREEN GAL AND I...
Fritz "Brockolini" bROCKoli was born only a few days ago and already he is swinging and rocking with the best of them. Spared by crazy people that were cooking a meal, he ended up on the counter in the crazy people's kitchen somewhere in a North Hollywood pool home.
A day later he awoke, having been spared and not thrown into the trash or being fed to cats or dogs or squirrels or the likes and decided to take his second chance in life and make a living as an international superstar.
The crazy people Fritz lives with hooked him up with a world renowned photographer (that usually only exclusively shoots porn in van nuys) to do a promo photoshoot, got him a band and dragged him into a recording studio to track his first smash hit single "Touch my Nuts".Stay tuned for his upcoming debut album and more news about Fritz's crazy burlesque North Hollywood Lifestyle as he wanders this world and graces us all with his infinite and stellar talent.
Go Fritz!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/7/2007
Band Members: The Band:

***Fritz "Brockolini" Brockoli - Lead Vocals, Lead Guitars, producer, Arranger, Composer, Entrepreneur, Man of Class
*** "The very hot Miss Hotness of Hotness" Hot Barbie 1 - Dancer, Backing Vocals, Guitars
*** "The very talented and multitasking" Hot Barbie 2 - Dancer, Backing Vocals, Guitars, Bass Guitars, Drums & Percussion, Tablas, Congas, Trumpet, Accordion
Guest Stars: Hanky, Cheeky Monkey with the horny ding dong, The Intel Pentium Pink Man, The Nutcracker, Fat Bastard Jr., etc....For submissions on how to guest star contact us here, all submissions will be considered and then thrown away, after we spit on them and made fun of your submission and your person in general.
Influences: Rock n Roll, fast cars, tobacco, various substances (both legal and illegal, uahhh uahhh) and...here's to havin' a good time...all the time.
Sounds Like: check it out, check it out!..


Record Label: Oh screw them!
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Relaxing & eating Chocolate in Europe!

Well, i have been relaxing, trying to get over my "jet lag"! We had a pretty good trip to Austria! No one disturbed us...we pretty much slept the whole way. It was nice and cool in the luggage, and da...
Posted by Brockoli Brockolini on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 01:09:00 PST

European Vacation..... Fire it up,...... Man!!!!!

HELLO! My traveling companion and I are on our way for our European Vacation....we will fly into Dulles in Washington, DC this day...and then onto our vacation destination...Austria...we plan to visit...
Posted by Brockoli Brockolini on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 08:16:00 PST