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Broad Noodles

Lord Harry Latts and Travis-T- The Highest Level

About Me

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Member Since: 9/16/2005
Band Website: broadnoodles.com
Band Members: Krauss - Producer/Guitarist/Master Spy
Shark Daddy - Slaps The Bass
Shane - Drums
Travis T - Vocals, being a legend
Lord Harry Latts - Chivas Drinking/Vocals, Being the Best, Stealing girlfriends, destroying the careers of mascara-wearing, fake rock-n-roll wimps
DDB - Vocals, curry man gravy
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Sounds Like: Broad Noodles is a cross between stove top stuffing and potatoes. In other words, we give you rock flavor. We give you Metal flavor. We are pure flavor!!! Come get Flavorized!!! This is a baptisim of Flavor!!! This holiday season give the gift of Flavor! This is the Flavor that you savor. We also sound pretty good. Check aisle 2 for a clean up, Son!Broad Noodles =Slayer vs. Dolly Parton in a farting match!Combine the sweet sounds and smells of the Atlantic Ocean, the distant yells from the Cyclone, a Colt 45 40 oz. in a paper bag and their you have the inspiration for this debut release by Broad Noodles. The debut CD is as far a stretch from the current trend of wining and crying f*g bands as the KGB is to Brighton Beach(?:(). Broad Noodles is not about flashing technical prowess, as you might be used to hearing from bands on MTV2(I aslo listened to Malmsteen...but in 88'), but is about getting a folk story across. Whether it's about a certain female's bad personal hygiene("Stinky Clinky") or an 18 year old tough guy who thought he was a ninja and was trying to train future, smaller ninjas("Ninjas Don't Get Evicted"). He soon gets thrown out of his apartment after becoming a coke-head,never to be heard from again. With guitarist, Krauss (formerly Amazing Device) and Shark Daddy, on bass, a solid wall of rhythmic mayhem is unleashed bleading seemlessly into more psychedelic, somber moments on tracks such as "Traffic (is my best friend)" -sung by Travis, and "Bust That Hymen"-Sung by Dr. Donald Brief. "Lord Harry Lats" makes his debut vocal appearance on the "radio-ready" single, "Thomas (I need to talk to you)". This song tells the story of a disgruntled young gentlemen whos roomate's girlfriend relentlessly barrages the house with phone calls looking for her boyfriend every night. He can't be side tracked by this non-sense. All he wants to do is smoke his weed... In genre, they have been compared to Beastie Boys meets Sick of it All. All in all, a group of hard workin' Brooklyn Boys.
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My Blog

Broad Noodles Is Better Than Your Band

Not to be conceited or anything, but how could you even compare your band to ours? You should be ashamed of yourself. Please trust us about this. Please reconsider your stance on this matter. Than...
Posted by Broad Noodles on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 06:53:00 PST

Dr. Yorx and Polly-O

We of Broad Noodles would like to thank these two bastards for all of their hard work and dedication to the Broad Noodles cause. Dr. Yorx was a founding member of Broad Noodles, but he was thrown out...
Posted by Broad Noodles on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 01:19:00 PST

The Philosophy of Broad Noodles

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Posted by Broad Noodles on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:02:00 PST

Sweater Meat

I don't know about you guys, but I love the fall.  It's the time when you get to turn things down a notch, and really get back to basics.  This brings me back to the topic of this post, Swea...
Posted by Broad Noodles on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 06:44:00 PST