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Proud owner of a DW Maple Drumset

About Me

People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

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The Human Abstract

Directed By Darren Doane


The Human Abstract is touring with All That Remains, Misery Signals, and cellador from February 1st to March 1st. Please check out their myspace by clicking here .


My Interests

Dabutt

I'd like to meet:

K, bands first, 311, killswitch, trivium, lamb of god, avenged sevenfold, goldfinger, slipknot, mushroomhead, johnny cash, chris cornell, foo fighters (because of their first album), slayer, human abstract, end well, pantera (with Dimebag godamnit), and I am sure there are others. I would also like to meet brad pitt, edward norton, will ferrell, conan obrien, chris farley, adam sandler, david spade, jason lee, jason mewes, kevin smith, wolverine, gambit, batman, christian bale, pamela anderson (I have seen some of her porns, and would like to get a live demo), Paris hilton(She's fuckin retarded, but it is the same as with pam), kobe tai, chasey lain, india, dee, and a bunch of other hot-ass pornstars. also tom hanks, lee majors, jimmy stewart, and the guy who played jethro on the beverley hillbillys. Oh yea on that note, matt stone and trey parker.

Music:

see people I would like to meet

Movies:

oldschool, the boondock saints, fight club, snatch, lockstockand two smoking barrels, anchorman, southpark the movie (satan as a homo, thats funny I dont care who you are), forrest gump, rounders, punisher, xmen, batman begins, Cheech n chong, harold and kumar go to whitecastle, dodgeball, wedding crashers, and others I would guess, but not jurassic park, fuck that overrated piece of shit

Books:

The bourne identity trilogy, they are fuckin badass

Heroes:

WOLVERINE!!!!! snickity snoich. and mr. T.

My Blog

joe's myspace

whatever assclown told joey about his myspace page before I got to show him.....     FUCK YOU you totaly ruined the joke, we weren't even done with the fucking thing, thanks for being lame t...
Posted by Proud owner of a DW Maple Drumset on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:11:00 PST

PANTS IN A POUCH

I used to have a pair of pants that could be folded into a pouch, they were fucking sweet, but they just never caught on no matter how many people I awed and amazed.  I think the problem is that ...
Posted by Proud owner of a DW Maple Drumset on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 09:36:00 PST

is it over yet?

I say fuck school for the year, I am sick of all this godamn jumping through hoops for all these fuckin dildo for brain professors.  Motherfuckers had all semester to assign us projects and homew...
Posted by Proud owner of a DW Maple Drumset on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 07:47:00 PST

SATAN IN THE HALLS OF BSU

I hope Nina Ray at BSU dies in a very painful way, to anyone who is enrolled at BSU, DONT TAKE HER, SHE IS SATAN!!!!!!!     Seriously, sorry all I just needed to vent because this rotten bit...
Posted by Proud owner of a DW Maple Drumset on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 09:50:00 PST