It's just me, as of now. I love you all and you all love me. Since it's just me I'll tell you a bit about myself. I have five fingers on each of my two hands for a grand total of ten. I'd like to meet that chick who played Alex Mac. Is she still hot? I also have a nose that is on my face as you can see by the pictures. I've never taken a long walk on the beach but if there is only one beach as indicated by the definite article "the" then there must be a shit ton of people there... no wonder it takes so fucking long to walk on that beach. Lately my speech patterns have experienced a phenomenon, this being that when I say fuck I take off the -ck so it just comes out FU, I think it's funnier that way. All of you should try this; it makes the day go by quickly. I am an atheist but that doesn't mean I automatically hate you for believing in god *smart ass comment pending* I'm in school right now. I'm an English major with a phliosophy minor which means even though I cannot spell or type I'm already way ahead of you. I've decided that time machines are sweet, and as soon as I figure out... I'm done with that sentence it's not going anywhere.
I have asthma which means if I cough on you you will probably die but probably not. I'm a killer high five giver. One night I had a dream that I was in the future olympics and they were way cooler than the olympics that we have now a days... so much cooler. I do stand up comedy but that doesn't nessarly mean that I can't hold a coversation, and I don't fall into that sterotypical comedian catagorie where all comedians have strange ceramic nomes in their homes. I don't even own one ceramic nome I'm partial to porcelain...Same thing? HA! Your face is the same thing! I don't know if you know this but seagate Hard drives suck and they make funny clicking noises that should never happen. I don't hate anybody, I'm just angry at everybody for being so fucking stupid. In the case of an emergency I am inflatable! However, you should also note I tend to lie about what is inflatable, so, I might not be much help if you're drowning. I plan on eluding death for the remainder of my life. I wish I could talk with orifices besides my mouth, I think that would be a fun party trick. "Hey, Evan, do that thing where you talk with your dick hole! I love it. Hahahahahaha!" Then I would do it and some people would think it's gross, but there might be that one hot chick at the party who's totally into something like that. I would take her home and she would have a long drawn out conversation with my cock. Then I would tell her that I fucking hate being a third wheel so she has to leave. Then she would slap me and tell my cock to call her later. Fuck! I hate her so much! Get the fuck out of my house!
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Why??? Fuck Houston and Southern Hospitality is a joke.
If you ever make it down that way give them bitches a slap in the muthafuckin' face! I'm done That's all I have to say about that. Now I'm danceing! YAY! Just take my word for it. The stuff up there is not all up to date, I am now a college graduate.I do stand up comedy. If you want to come see me or if you want me to make you laugh, or if you're lonely and need to cuddle get ahold of me. Go here and laugh your ass off http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/101231.html
