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Fakelin

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I'm a fucking retard. all i care about is myself. not that i have a problem with neone else, i just honestly havenot met anyone as intersting as myself. EVER. talk to me for two mnutes and you will HAVE to agree . girls who are jealous of me, which is many many many girls will say that i am fat and its like i have rolls and excess but its better than taking care of your body like ppl on the adkins diet. this girl at my job talk about carbs nonstop and i would personally just rather eat orange tofu and talk shit about skinny ppl than count carbs all day.
people will say that i talk shit and contradickt myself all the time but im just real. i dont think im better than anyone else. i KNOW that i am. my mom tells me that i am beautiful and if your family is not honest with u then who will be ? FAMILY IS WHAT IS IMPORTANT. my parents hate me.
i will eventully get some bangin tatoos and add onto my piercings because i dont care what ppl say ... its cool to be sooooo scene. i think ppl will like me better if i have tattoos. im willing to do that for more friends.
speaking of friends, i have a shitload as it is. my friends are the type of ppl that will always love and stick by me. they love me because i rock and our crew is nothing to be messed with, we've known each other for like months now.
one of my favorte things is bein in a sororitee. no one would ever think that i am the type to pay for my friends, but i am. sigma gamma phi family style.
on another subject ... DIE HIPPIES. DIE.
Life is too short to live in the past, remember that.
I am beautiful

My Interests

well seeing that im one of the biggest...well probly biggest loser ever, i mostly like to dwell on the past and make fun of people to make myself feel better....only its doesnt make me feel better bc in the end im still an ugly fucking whore...actually im not a whore, im kinda prude. i hate people that are better than me bc i'll never be cool. i like to pretend that im somebody who im not. i dont really like to do much except hang out with people who are actually willing to hang out with me...those ppl r pretty rare these days. i love listening to hardcore, buty mostly pop. pop musik is my life. i love the hippy style bc its real just like me bu seriously hippies....take a fucking shower!!! dirty hippies disgust me. i like to do some art once in a blue moon but face it my art sucks HARDKORE. someone teach me how to draw pls!!! yeah i rock.

This is my most IMPRESSIVE piece of artwork. Are ya impressed?! (it sucks dosnt it?)

I'd like to meet:

i already know some pretty awesome people, actually some quite amazingly awesome swell people, i am a very lucky person for this. i wana meet somone witha laugh less anoying then myne, wit smaller eyes thn mine, ppl fatter than me so i can feel better bout miself, ppl as immatur as me, ppl who dig diners, walmaerrt, and other trashy places in the 518 area. o and of course i wanna meet some feminist lesbos like miself, hook me up!!!

Music:

BIF NAKED ROCKS, type o negative, drain sth, the monkees (just for show), kelly clarkson, the who (wait, who?), led zeppelin, humble pie, queen, pink floyd (heard them once), Roger Waters, Rush, Sugar Daddies haha, Live On Release, Kittie, Hole, remembering never, from autumn to ashes, open hand, hopesfall, radiohead, new garbage, most precious blood, skycamefalling, thursday (the new album), glassjaw, brand new, nora... yeah basically a lot OK u got me i dont really listen to this shit bc i dont rally know what good music is, i just wanna look like a hippy not actually be a hippy. yeh i know i m a poser, kill me pls.

Movies:

ANGUS ANGUS ANGUS!!!

Television:

newlyweds, joe shmo, darma &greg, and i can't wait for growing up gotti!

Books:

i dont like reading books, i wouldnt really call myself an intellectual type of person.

Heroes:

michael jackson, of course....umm bif naked, whatever the singers name is from radiohead, and that small monkey i keep prisoner in my car.

My Blog

bitches get stictches

people make me made *trendy fucks make me mad (even though i'm a scenester, i dont count thouh) *people who have nothing to do with their lives yet insist on just complaining about other people'...
Posted by Fakelin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a word to the wise

u no, it really feels good to put other ppl down to make myself look good....cuz lets face it ppl, i scare some ppl. so it helps to be friends with ppl who are ugly like myself, so maybe i can look b...
Posted by Fakelin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

allinalliguessyoucouldsaythatitalkaLOTofshitaboutpeople

Just kiddin!! (or am i ??) i saw the girl that joe cheated on me with and before i could smash her face into a wall she had already run away. actually that happened 3x within the course of that ni...
Posted by Fakelin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Its a piece of shit !


Posted by Fakelin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Seriously thogh ...

i think i was born to be a boy. i cant spell worth shit. if u can toture me sometimes that would be awesome. i mean im not dumb but i cant spell so it makes me look stupid. thanks.
Posted by Fakelin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

:)

im wearing a severeign shirt and bongo pants and i kinda feel like my bongo pants look weird, but i really dont care. my hair makes my eyes pop out. it kinda scares me as i walk by mirrors at work. no...
Posted by Fakelin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dorky

the fact that i have a digital camera and using it every 2 seconds when i think i do something cool. Example: my wooden bead necklace that is actually REALLY stupid looking Your: Suprised eyes! You...
Posted by Fakelin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

reality

i just wish my parents would just love me again, give me hugs atleast. i made my mom cry this morning cuz i told her she reminds me of the hatred she has for her mom. fuck it, it needed to be said and...
Posted by Fakelin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST