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About Me

I'm a sad, pale, wild-haired failed academic/failed actor without any hope of ever getting a job in the real world who has totally sold out to The Man. My best party trick remains an impression of a cat puking up a hairball. And I also do a great impression of a scared opossum! I can also bend my thumbs backward. No one seems to be able to help me break the vicious cycle of melancholy, or at least suggest a wardrobe color other than black, green, or burgundy. Viva Las Vegas!

My Interests

acting, alan dundes, anarchy, animal crossing, apples, bunnies, burning man, buttocks, cheese, children's books, clingfilm, crushing my enemies, dickens fair, disneyland, dorothy dunnett, father ted, folklore, kittens, las vegas, master cleanse, marzipan, mushing, october project, old 97's, popcorn, pretzels, rhett miller, rock climbing, slugs, snails, spongebob squarepants, tourist attractions, vengeance, vodka, wally pleasant, wasabi peas, werewolf the apocalypse, zoo tycoon

I'd like to meet:

YOUR MOM!

Music:

The Old 97's, October Project, Wally Pleasant

Movies:

Groundhog Day, Room with a View, L.A. Story

Television:

The Biggest Loser, The Amazing Race (NOT the family edition), Law & Order: SUV

Books:

The Count of Monte Cristo, The Three Musketeers, Jitterbug Perfume