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Celebrity Overdose

Sex, Drugs, and Bad Publicity

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Naughty, sexy, and very noisy, a little too much for my taste. -Richard Carliss, Spin Magazine This show always sells out. -NY Post I don't have a clue in hell what this show was about. -SF Weeklybebe was our first bass player, she tragically died from a pop chic heroin overdosethis dummy used to be our manager and was 86'd from our last show, if you see him let us know, he owes us alot of moneygroupies backstageCelebrity Overdose was an after party accident waiting to happen. Bebe was this totally vain, drop dead gorgeous cover model in search of fame & riches, she was watching over this studio while the producer was off trying to score some high profile piece of ass in Milan or something like that. I think Poly (see http://www.djpolywog.com) had just gotten back from Sundance Film Festival and Marcele (see http://myspace.com/dedmoviestar) was a concierge doing bumps at a hotel in-between black outs. We never knew when the producer was supposed to come back so we spent a lot of time in the studio playing records, making music, and dialing up a lot of long distance calls to all these 301 and 213 numbers from this black-book we found in the safe.The Producer guy I guess was a member of some secret society sex cult, and fucked over someone big in Hollywood, I know, cause they busted in one night looking for him with guns and shit, it was really scary. They somehow had some incriminating photos of Bebe and were threatening to blackmail her and ruin her life. We recorded our first song the next day, Disco Suicide and started mailing copies of it to radio stations we had from the black book.So the Producer guy comes back, gets all blasted with Bebe and then they wanted us to go up to the mansion using our band as a cover to stop all the blackmail madness. So there we are playing this show at this mansion and then Bebe stage dives off into the cocktail party and has this full on out catfight with a French Maid, it was so insane. The next day we get this phone call telling us that Disco Suicide has been banned from the radio, co-incidence? I dont think so. People hate censorship so the press was quite effective actually and so next thing you know we were back in the studio doing this Euro-trash remake cover of The Spice Girls, but its all like remixed really fucked up, and we were cutting in DJ scratches of girls from pornos having orgasms, it was way sick.Bebe had an insatiable thirst for good dope and good sex, and was constantly luring victims to her isolated hotel room. This PR hot-shot from one of the major record labels comes down to the studio to check us out and instantly falls under Bebes seductive spell, only to find a living nightmare she was having a hard time trying to escape. All Bebe cared about was becoming rich and famous so it was no surprise to see her steered off her wayward path by a slick talking record label hustler with contracts to sign and drugs to sell. He was always hanging out backstage and was offering her some 'headache powder' every time the coast was clear. Next thing you know were making serious waves and he's telling her she needs to go big time and takes her to Las Vegas to be a showgirl.Bebe quit the band and her life pretty much went downhill from there. Last thing we heard was that she was working the strip club circuit after she became a full-blown cokehead. The end was not that good I guess cause everybody runs out of cocaine eventually, you know how it is. Bebe finally caved in and gave in on some bad shit then ended up doing an overdose. Its all good cause lets face it, Bebe was just a selfish bitch anyway and the record label cut us some cash to keep it out of the papers, were still having a hard time getting our recordings back from the studio though. Fame is a drug, don't get high on your supply -Ciao baby.More U.S. Tour Dates to be announced soon: Past Shows: 8/19 Club Mighty, S.F.8/13 Hush Hush Blowout party, S.F. 5/28 Le Baron Rouge, Paris5/27 - Marquee, London5/26 Milk & Honey, London5/13 Club Vertigo, Bangkok1/23 Sundance Film Festival1/21 Club Manhattan, SLC2/11 - NYC @ Tribeca Grand Hotel, So-Ho Fashion show2/28 - The Spider Club, Los Angeles3/7 - Holiday Inn, Rm..301 @ Miami Winter Music Conference3/8 MWMC @ Cro-bar, Miami3/13 - Barcelona, Spain @ Cal Pep3/17 - London, UK @ White Horse3/19 - Amsterdam, Holland @ Red Light3/23 Mundo Bizarro, Buenos Aires3/24 Funky Buddah Lounge, Chicago Funky Buddha Lounge3/26 - Bern, Switzerland @ Swatch launch party3/28 Boudoir, Dubai4/3 - Milan, Italy @ Cruise & Resort Couture preview4/20 Dragon Club, Hong Kong5/5 - MTV screening, Tribeca Grande Hotel5/11 Ghost Bar, Las Vegas8/26 - Antwerp, Belgium @ Coke n Cream Warehouse Party9/1 White Lotus, Los Angeles9/25 - Barcelona, Spain @ Club La Monde10/31 Tantra, Miami11/13 - 333 Club, London, UK11/20 - NY Music Party at Great Eastern Hotel, London, England1126 Jimmyz, Monaco12/7 Bungalow 8, NY12/8 Pangea, NY12/9 Hotel W, NY12/20 Club Bardot, Rio de Janeiro12/31, New Years Eve! Private Party1/1, Jackie O Club, Rome1/9 - Los Angeles, CA @ URB magazine party1/23 Penthouse G, Tokyo2/13 - New York, NY @ Miss Sixty new line launch party2/23 - New York, NY: House of Blues private party @ Tribeca Grand Hotel3/14 BCBG fashion show @ Baby Buddah, Hong Kong5/2 - New York, NY @ DKNY Party7/13 - Berlin, Germany @ Love ParadeCelebrity Stalkers

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Member Since: 9/15/2005
Band Website: myspace.com/deadmoviestar
Band Members: "Celebrity Overdose" comes straight out of every pretentious white rich bitches' wet dream nightmares - drama driven soap opera addicts clubbing baby seals to death with electro- crash beats and cryptic song lyrics suitable for an advice column written by an astrologist high on coke.Known as one of the most secretive groups on the underground circuit (whose tapes were recently stolen from the recording studio) their notorious sets, (labeled “Sex Mix”) may fluctuate under the spell of their own delusions of grandeur, but redeemed their artistic integrity during their last performance which included the mysterious choreographed seduction of a mannequin. Clouded in the secrecy of a dimly light stage, and an audience anticipating the worst, Celebrity Overdose was somehow able to navigate the crowds wavering attention to an almost hypnotic captivation which could only be best described from the audience as; “being perched on the threshold of the unknown, about to happen” and what others described as; “the chicks on the dance floor are tranced out like zombies and the mannequins on stage are kind of creepy, this is too weird for us, we’re taking off”.Following the bizarre (and clearly staged) mannequin sex acts, they returned to the sound system, slowed down the records, picked up an out of tune bass guitar, and then turned all of the knobs on the PA system up to 11, then modulated the undulating rhythms through an EFX processor, until a heavy bass rhythm signature (which was the PA system buckling), began smoking the crowd in a droning wave of feedback, which made the whole show look and sound like a cross between a fashion show after party and something from the directors cut of Caligula.No bullshit, the school bully now has a shotgun, and has all grown up, he doesn’t want your lunch money anymore; he wants your drink tickets. For the first time ever I could not hear my so called “guest list” friends vexing their own problems at my dates power center of attention, which I later found out was because I had lost my hearing during the show and was deaf.Celebrity Overdose simultaneously make themselves just as vulnerable as an anorexic beauty queen, shielding themselves from any unwanted criticism, oblivious to mainstream culture, while wielding the power of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man on Viagra — walking the fine line, the wild side, on the tight rope of pure insanity, the threshold of genius, with a safety net of groupies and shocked crowds, strewn out below them like fresh victims in the wake of a Jonestown jungle juice party to fall on, should they fall, or to mock in the wake of paparazzi camera flashes when they finally turn to the dark side and sell out.-Michelle Kors, L.A. Weekly
Influences: 1. Everyone hates DJs but the truth is, an occasional DJ gig seriously adds to your street cred market value. It's important to have excuses for what you are doing with your life in-between the "next big show" 2. (REMOVED as per our attorney.)3. Know Your artists, policitians, movie stars, revolutionaries, etc, pick 3 that have inspired you the most and study them inside out, you'll need this info later on to try and get laid, not everyone at the show will care about the deep meaning behind your lyrics, so you may need a plan B for conversation, and if your lyrics suck, this is a great way to make them seem very deep, heavy, and political. 4. Be yourself, at all costs, -the people who truly inspired people in music did it by doing one thing and one thing only; being themselves, otherwise people will say you sound like them, whatever you were listening to up until your music breaks, you need to get as far away from it as public. 5. Know your enemy, those top 40 superstars You hate, yeah, well they are there for a reason, and its not luck, study them even harder than you do your idols. 6. Groupies, a must, if you are Not surrounded by them, you have not made it yet, period, your weekend lap dance keep the hits rolling on a stolen amex doesnt count. 7. Pick 2-3 of your favorite cult films, watch them over and over until they implant secret messages in your brain, this is important, because you will Now need to embed these secret messages into your albums to be mysterious & "avant garde". 8. Lyrics are a must, if you are going for a top 40 hit I recommend Taking a concealed DAT into the lamest dance club you can find, secretly record your conversations with every stupid rich bitch you can find, More or less, you will get one real good song out of all those conversations. If you want to go global, drop some catchy 4x4 electro beats straight off a Casio, loop it on an MPC, then find a chick with a foreign accent and have Her read random phrases out of a French dictionary. 9. The second you have any media attention whatsoever, announce in public something Very shocking and controversial. 10. Get a record deal, if you cannot get one, find out where A&R reps hang out, take up a part time job as A hooker or a gigolo, leave your demo under every pillow you bite, eventually, someone will hook you up. 11. Get a fashionable producer, this Is a must, just so you know, this is generally a pimp who invested his or her capital wisely, so when they tell you that you are their bitch, Dont take it personal, its the street talking, not them. 12. Prancing around on stage like a drunken idiot is a must, if you cannot do this there Is only one alternative, albeit a risky one, you have to physically attack the audience, this too is a great approach at whipping up the crowd But with the advent of attorneys over the last 2 decades of music, your record label may want to make you a back up dancer instead. 13. Publicity is the key to making or breaking your career, treat journalists like total shit and answer all of their questions using reverse psychology. 14. I want to do a show where my band is invisible on stage, the light is behind us, so were just dark silhouettes, and its the power of our music That carries us, that there is more in our unseen presence that meets the eye. Music is what blows me away, not the people who make it. 15. My band needs to record, if you have an extra 20 thousand laying around that would be sweet, can we borrow it? For real.
Sounds Like: music for people who smuggle drugs Celebrity Overdose Discography:May 2005:San Francisco ShakesRecorded in the ladies bathroom. Lost and found, one pair of Chanel Sunglasses, white.12 single remix (white label)Dirty electro-smash vampire happy hour sex mix12" b-side (white label)March 2005:Buy CD in Store(Unofficially) released. Mash-ups. Pending lawsuits with several major record labels.Ownership/ remix of studio tapes currently being decided in court.December 2004:Spice Fuck BabySpice Girls mega-mix with porn star samples mixed in.Bootleg club status as a remix mash up with Vanilla Ice's 'Ice Ice Baby.'(+2 pitch control on standard technic 1200s)Sell out 7 (white label)October 2004:Disco Suicide12 singleOut of printImpossible to findSeptember 2003:Jem & The Holograms Arrested for Prostitution B-side, the rumors: Cassette tape from four-track mix down entitled Fuck me at the shopping mall of which there are probably 100 bootleg copies floating around. Last asking price bid on e-bay was around 700 euro.
Record Label: we are currently being sued by several
Type of Label: Major

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We take our approach to being in a band and producing music the way Dorothy would on her way to the Wizard of Oz, except, it's a little more updated, with a little more sex and violence. If it sells u...
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