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Jay

jaysandler

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About Me: *NEW FEATURE* Jay's Thought:
Waiting for my SMART ForTwo
Male
29 years old
HICKSVILLE, New York
United States
Status: Single
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: Valley Stream
BodyType: Human
Ethnicity: Undefined
Religion: Practice is Over
Zodiac: Aries
Children: Was one once
Education: Smart
Sunday, February 3, 2008| 1:48 PM Life is like a box of chocolates... It gives you heartburn, makes you gain weight, gets stuck in your teeth and every now and again, offers the taste of disappointment.
Saturday, February 2, 2008| 3:41 AM This is not a new one, but I still believe that Nice Guys Finish Last... if they even get to finish at all.
Wednesday, January 23, 2008| 3:41 AM Photographs suck!
Think about it... Most photos are taken during times of fun and happiness... Most photos are looked at during times of boredom or sadness.
This is an old Handelsman Cartoon from Newsday.com - I saw it while seaerching for something, thought it was hysterical. (I hope they don't mind my posting it here.)
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Thanks! MGMT.
Jay's Interests:
General:
    Long Walks on the Beach Opera NASCAR Motocross Monster Tuck Shows The Rodeo Kittens Running Bowling Swimming Oh and if you didn't notice..Sarcasm. (Can you have an interest in sarcasm???)

My Favorite Clients:
    The Main Event, Plainview - Dining in HD!
    The Long Island Marathon (Sunday | May 4, 2008... Sign up now!!!)
    Long Island Fitness, Massapequa

Music:
    All Kinds! Pop Rock (not classic rock) Listening International Classical Soundscap type stuff

Movies:
    Maverick Ocean's 11 Ocean's 13 Ocean's 12 Passenger 57 Pelican Brief Indiana Jones Bourne I,S,U Bond... James Bond and a few others that I wouldn't admit knowing the names to :-)

Television:
    Shark Curb Your Enthusiasm Real Time with Bill Mahr How It's Made Seinfeld News Radio CSI LV CSI MIAMI Modern Marvels

Books:
    Anything by Stuart Woods. Instruction Manuals

Heros:
    Walter Elias Disney

Love my vehicles....
Jason has oh so many MySpace friends
Jennifer
Dr.PMD
Analisa
Cracker
Daniella's Mom
Allison
Sharon
A bug's life ain't so bad!
Didn't mom ever tell you not to
throw things in the house?

Now available in Paperback!
My Disney Buddy.
The Many non-eye-contact faces of paul.
Joe and Jen... probabaly the last time they will ever be upstate.
Mmmmmmmmmmbitches!!!
Clearly, this show was EXCITING!
Lila - otherwise known as "The Bean"
Dugan - otherwise known as "The Duug" (pronounced 'dooog')
The Late Teddy :(
Buddy - we fostered him for a month! (should've kept him)

My Interests

    Long Walks on the Beach Opera NASCAR Motocross Monster Tuck Shows The Rodeo Kittens Running Bowling Swimming Oh and if you didn't notice..Sarcasm. (Can you have an interest in sarcasm???)
SIGN UP FOR THE LONG ISLAND MARATHON!!!

May 4, 2008!!!

Music:

    All Kinds! Pop Rock (not classic rock) Listening International Classical Soundscap type stuff

Mmmmmmbitch!



My Disney Buddy!

Movies:

    Maverick Ocean's 11 Ocean's 13 Ocean's 12 Passenger 57 Pelican Brief Indiana Jones Bourne I,S,U Bond... James Bond and a few others that I wouldn't admit knowing the names to :-)
My Friend Pablo...

What do you think happened here?

Television:

    Shark Curb Your Enthusiasm Real Time with Bill Mahr How It's Made Seinfeld News Radio CSI LV CSI MIAMI
Alaska believes in truth in advertising

Books:

    Anything by Stuart Woods. Instruction Manuals

I'm Not Laughing...

Heroes:

Walter Elias Disney
SEE YOU AT THE FINISH!!! (I'll be there waiting on my Segway)