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Robert

Come back, McRib!

About Me

One time on a high school outdoors trip I wore a long-sleeved cotton shirt with another t-shirt over that. What the hell was I thinking? That pretty much summarizes my entire life.

My Interests

Scrabble. Writing hit songs. Freshness.

I'd like to meet:

My nemesis.

Music:

I am trying to figure out how to draw a straight line from punk rock to electro, but all I have figured out so far is that is passes through Canada.

Movies:

Star Wars. Clint Eastwood. Stallone. Rambo!!!

Television:

The Office, Futurama, Arrested Development, Scrubs, Heroes, Venture Bros., old Simpsons episodes, 24.

Books:

Official Scrabble Players' Dictionary.

Heroes:

Brian Cappelletto.

My Blog

a laundry blog

The laundromat kids: we've all been them at one time or another (well, most of us, not you well-off fancy babies with comfortable childhoods, but I digress). Thankfully, I was always one of the clothe...
Posted by Robert on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 04:50:00 PST

update!

Lots of crazy shit just happened in my life, but I feel like I can recover. The Young Maths will be getting some awesome new songs out there, the December Drive is really close to finishing the record...
Posted by Robert on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 05:54:00 PST

Kansas really is as boring as it sounds.

Sitting in the living room of the apartment upstairs at the Black Lodge here in Kansas. today was/is a beautiful day; I spent most of it outside of the control room, because I'm honestly starting to g...
Posted by Robert on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 06:01:00 PST

"sleeping lessons"

Things are getting better. Things are getting better. I feel like I woke up.See, there's this girl, and she makes me feel like a badass when I do normal things like get excited about a possible I Love...
Posted by Robert on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 11:38:00 PST

Vodka Technology

I'm thinking of a number between 13 and 58. If you can correctly guess it, you will have probably come pretty close to the number of Sour Skittles I've poured down my throat while typing this sentence...
Posted by Robert on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 01:32:00 PST

I am three of my top 4 favorite people.

Going on a little adventure.That's right, after all is said and done, and the Wahmbulances are sleeping peacefully in their garages, I'm taking the coolest motherfucker I know to see Cursive tomorrow ...
Posted by Robert on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 02:51:00 PST

this won't be witty or insightful.

I get up. I usually go to work. I come home, alone. I usually imbibe some form of alcohol. (slow increments, three at a time) I do not practice Scrabble anymore, or any of my instruments. I read, but ...
Posted by Robert on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 02:14:00 PST

I never said I liked you more than Scrabble.

Everybody you know who has ever said they loved something, ANYthing, is full of it. And you know how I know this? Because I hear it all the time. They love tacos, or they love rainy days (FAR too many...
Posted by Robert on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 11:51:00 PST

suicide boys.

I usually cut girls slack for having bad taste in music, movies, shoes, etc... but enough is enough. Do you LIKE dating douchebags?The answer is... YES.Chuck Klosterman hit the nail on the head:"No wo...
Posted by Robert on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 04:46:00 PST

The Scene Ex-Girlfriend Club

Have you ever felt like your shit-talking skills are going to waste? Well, stop whining and pick up the phone. Our operators are standing by to put YOUR SKILLS to their best use. We will assign you to...
Posted by Robert on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:52:00 PST