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About Me

Details: I am The demon from the fourth pit of hell. I spit fire and piss acid. My eyes are gifts from medussa, I have a swollen pickle in my pants. For pleasure i give myself paper cuts between my toes. When the sun falls, i surf waves of blood. I shot satan in the head just to wacth beg for mercy. Religious groups fear the grip of my influence on there children. Fathers fear for the virginity of their butt-hole. When the time comes i will bring you pain and missery beyond anything you have ever known. so really............i'm nothing special.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

ANDY MUTHA FUCKIN LUCEIO!!!! This MAN gets more ASS THEN a Toilet Seat a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank"

Movies:

Radio Flyer

Television:

Queer As Folk, The L Word, The Sopranos, Will and Grace, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Project Runway, LOGO, Lifetime, WE, Hallmark, Sex and the City, Good Girls Behaving Badly, Gilmore Girls, Smallville, Charmed, Buffy, Angel, X Files, Star Trek, Stargate SG1... .. width=

My Blog

Longgest BLOG EVER!

Today was a really fun day. Of course I always have fun with my sister from another mother, Kathy! I'm not sure if should be doing the EEEE thing but yeah i guess when I picture her name in ...
Posted by Banner on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:24:00 PST

I get by with a little help form my friends.

If for no other reason then lack of a better option, we should all go out with our friends. But in case that isn't enough here's some other stuff. Dinning and diching may be cruel, considering all the...
Posted by Banner on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 06:12:00 PST

Jackie's essay

Recently I just found someone I can admire, and that would be my substitute teacher Mr. Junior Solis. The reason being, through the duration of the class period, he caught the attention of many indivi...
Posted by Banner on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 09:28:00 PST

I'm a working man

I want to start this blog by saying "Thank you" I didn't want to drop names but here are some of the most important ones, thank you Chris,Andy, Pete, Ruben, Johnny,Simon, Jon not Jon, and most of all ...
Posted by Banner on Fri, 19 May 2006 04:50:00 PST

I don't have a live journal so here goes nothing Q/A ....

It feels like it's been a long time since it was "just me".  Some of you may know what that means and others, well........ I wonder, "what is the state of our lives, does everyone know what they...
Posted by Banner on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 12:21:00 PST