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the justin

About Me

i sell books. i love making doodles. i love covering my naked body. i like cooking. i ride my bike when im not leaving it at jaime and joes (riding bkes drunk is hard.) i watch movies. i practice the ancient chinese art of fireball throwing. and with my new hair cut, you may just fall in poop aka love.also i love a game of hoop ball. street justice rules.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

single white unicorns

My Blog

the year of the rat (so far)

i cant sleep. its 15 till 6 and ive been trying to fall back to sleep for two hours. i woke up because i was dreaming of snakes eating eggs and pazuzu, the white faced demon from the exorcist. i thin...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:55:00 GMT

scrimps.

i dont like sea foods. never have. fish sticks is about as fishy as i go. i dont even like fishing. huh? whats that justin? you dont like sitting in a chair for hours trying to suffocate fish by ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 14:21:00 GMT

music videos and bicycular homicide

i almost ran over some dumb lady with my bike on my way home from work today. seriously, she was looking in the sky or had her head up her ass or something because she was going to walk right under m...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 13:52:00 GMT

fartin

update on the world of justin. - im super tired. im broke untill next week. i havent had a day off in a while. and the back tire of my bike is low. one of these will be fixed tonight. - i kicked j...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:48:00 GMT

i came, i saw, i blogged.

work was terrible. it makes me want to stab my face off. it makes me want to stab my face until the tendrils of flesh can no long support the weight of my face and it falls off. the bike rides are ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 20:42:00 GMT

BLOG!!!!!!

it should be known that i getting increasingly stoned while writing this. so i havent written one of these in a while. since my b-day by the looks at it. in retrospect, it was a rather boring birth...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 21:09:00 GMT

birfday blog

so i start off my 23rd birfday with a little thing i call waking up for work. sucks. then it turned out to be not so bad because it was kind of slow for me. anyway. i get out of work, take a nap and ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 06:42:00 GMT

uggggh

yesterday was mannys 25th b-day party that was, much like me, a ton of fun. i had a lot of woe to burn off and was on a mission. chapter one: the funi decided to drink mickeys because, well they are...
Posted by on Sun, 27 May 2007 17:14:00 GMT

snap decisions.

First ThoughtAnswer with one wordBeer: beerAnorexic: grossRelationships: hmmYour Last Ex: enchiladasPower Rangers: pinkPot: soo gooooodSteroids: small weinerCartoon: tex avery's roadrunnerThe ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 22:29:00 GMT

keeping the boredom at bay

i got this from miranda who is also a socialist........but more so than i. The Everything Test There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereo...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:26:00 GMT