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Zuckermania

Let your life speak.

About Me

Hey my name is Andy, but I've always wanted to be called Rip... Rip could be a surfer dude, a professional wrestler, used car salesman, etc. Lately my hobbies have included lying on the hammock, lying on the beach, grilling, and sipping beers and tropical trops while lying on the hammock. Take it easy out there.UPDATE: Due to the last party, my hammock is now busted. I can only hope that whoever was so fat that they broke my hammock hurt themself when they fell to Earth.FURTHER UPDATE: We are moving out of the beach house due to a break in/ridiculous drive to work/stupid icehead neighbors.

My Interests

MTB, hiking, surfing, wakeboarding, kayaking, snorkeling, flying, beach and indoor volleyball, kitesurfing, golf, bowling, camping, motorcycling...

I'd like to meet:

Anybody with a sense of humor. Even though my jokes suck, atleast one in five is good so you've gotta be ready to laugh when the moment comes. People who take life to seriously die of stress earlier, so be able to laugh for your own sake. Oh yea and I'd like to meet Nikola Tesla, Chris Farley, and of course the girl who plays Christine on Phantom of the Opera.

Music:

Oldies, 80's, National Public Radio, classical, classic rock, Chicago, Billy Joel, Phantom of the Opera, Wagner...

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite, Team America, South Park the movie, Donnie Darko, Caddyshack, The Endless Summer II, Out Cold, Wet Hot American Summer, Batman Begins, Rat Race, Big Fish, Superman

Television:

Family Guy, South Park, The Daily Show, SNL, 6 Feet Under, 24, Prison Break, Jeopardy!

Books:

Brave New World, 1984, Everything Michael Creighton Wrote Except the Book about the Vikings, Where's Waldo, The Five People you Meet in Heaven, Tuesdays with Morrie, Dan Brown's Stuff

Heroes:

Benny Rodriquez, Dr. Emmett Brown, Ray Kinsella, and of course Batman. Everybody who bounces higher when they hit bottom.