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gretchen

i don't step, i battle.

About Me

i pretty much live in a shoe store .

i somehow manage to be japanese and black while being neither.

i'm constantly striving to lead a less stressful life and constantly failing at it.

i'm rather bitter about the fact that i don't currently own a dog.

don't give me your number unless you want to be drunk-dialed.

My Interests

music, secrets, travel, mr. clean magic erasers, eating things off the floor, pop-its, being scandinavian, impractical shoes, sour cream, thrift stores, green tea, sticker machines, dancing like i need a helmet, ghetto photography, mystery meat, garlic breath, being mischievious

Music:

B-52s, devo, chromeo, junior senior, moldy peaches, papas fritas, jurassic 5, belle and sebastian, bebel gilberto, magnetic fields, outkast, atmosphere, the notwist, the stones, them, mark farina, 2-step, chet baker, daft punk, bjork, air, built to spill, justin timberlake, pixies, dj shadow, beach boys, barry white, beatles, old rod stewart, michael jackson before he got scary, cubismo graphico, sea and cake, and some real crap

Movies:

spirited away, edward scissorhands, amelie, donnie darko, neverending story, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, the big lebowski, ma vie en rose, being john malkovitch, you and me and everyone we know, the goonies, rumblefish, say anything

Television:

project runway. ANTM. nip/tuck. golden girls. twin peaks. queer eye. my so-called life. tales of the dark side. six feet under. saved by the bell. sex + the city. really bad made-for-TV specials.

Books:

hard-boiled wonderland and the end of the world. running with scissors. play with your food.

Heroes:

gandhi. miranda july.

My Blog

big pimpin'

CHINA: The True Origin of Gangsta Culture What the hizzo?! Yes, it's true. Gangsta-ism didn't start in the hood. Forget Compton; it was born right here in China. You may think I'm crazy...
Posted by gretchen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

gawdamn ebay...

...with your gawdamn everything that i just can't stop bidding on. i will be the roller disco team captain of washington state, however. and that's got to be worth something. yes?
Posted by gretchen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST