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Chip

cooler than Freddie Jackson sippin' a milkshake in a snowstorm...

About Me

Let's see... I spend alot of time in various recording studios engineering records for people, I am a connisuer of properly rolled blunts and fine red wine. I think it's a great thing when people are happy in their own skin and are passonite and driven in their ideals and beliefs (if those people happen to also be smoking hot chicks, then I guess it can be intoxicating....). Sometimes, when I'm extra charming, I am lucky enough to be found running around nyc with some of the hottest and sexiest girls who are probably way out of my league, but fall in love with my amazing ability to sing like billy ocean at kareoke. - When i'm not driving 100 miles an hour down the west side highway, throwing bottles of dom p out the window of my benz (If I'm not poor or caught up in an artistic writers block...)... I can be found in my top secret studio makeing dope beats, plotting for world takeover with my friends, mixing films and creating strange sounds for movies, aswell as makeing huge advances in my medicinal marjiahuana research. I get good grades, but I don't study, I say things like "if I don't get there before you, I'll get there after you", and I'm pretty good at knowing when to keep my mouth shut (but still talk to much...). I've been known to play serious metelhead shit on my guitar from time to time, I appreciate fine art, and I eat alot of thai food. I enjoy breaking bones on my snowboard then doing far too many shots at the cheesy ski mountain bar in the winter time and I still go skateboarding now and then when I'm not popin' bottles and hittin' models. I also enjoy finance, since I don't want to be broke ass as I get old.I've seen the Godfather movies like a million times, so if you try to pull some stupid bullshit on me, you're fucking crazy. I like to be nice and polite to people's Moms, 'cause they deserve it and it's good kahrma. I can't spell to save my life.I love being underestimated, moreover, I appreciate it... nothing gives me more focus in life than having some pompus asshole telling me I can't do something...If you ever catch me being arrogent or self centered you should punch me in the eye as hard as you can. I'm trying to live my life to the fullest and avoid regret as much as possible, I'm determined to never be a bitter old man (and end up with lots of funny shit to tell my grandchildren....).

My Interests

Girls, Music, Artwork, Photogrophy, Rare Air Force One's, Valentino Suits, Oliver Peoples Glasses, Listening to music, kickin' back and relaxing, cooking (or attempting to cook at least...), exploring NYC, watching movies, laughing at funny shit, Red Wine (Rioja's lately, but Trader Joe's will work...), Red Peppers, Snowboarding, Baseball, Vodka Tonics & sweaty yardwork in the summer, medicinal marijuana testing, Johnny Walker Blue Label, far too many interests for someone who type's and spells like I do to go on....

I'd like to meet:

or.......................................................... . Dr. Dre, Dr. Ruth, and Dr. Phil.... at the same time in a hot tub puffing el's and sippin' on henny while listening to eddie murphey's "party all the time" (a ..1 hit in the eighties). Later on Dre and I would probably ditch those fools, pick up Snoop in the LBC, and head to a party to kick mad game to some ladies.Normal (NOT Psyco), cool, fun people.

Music:

Hmmm, Lots... A Tribe Called Quest, The Commadores, Marvin Gaye, Fugazi, Jay-Z, The Pixies, Bjork, The Smiths, Radiohead, Nas, Gorrila Biscuits, The Police, Portishead, Black Sabbath, Chet Baker, Minor Threat, Dead Can Dance, Kenna, Isis, Refused, Common, The Cure, Res, Sarah Vaughn, Beatles, Jamiroquai, Biggie Smalls, Sunny Day Real Estate, Charlie Parker, The Misfits, Steadman, The Wu Tang Clan, Ludwig Van Beetoven, Converge, Massive Attack, Guns -n- Roses, crazy metal stuff like Vader, Emperor and Morbid Angel, stuff ahead of it's time like Rodan, Slint and Brainiac, Funkadelic and Stevie Wonder, real hip-hop,great hardcore/punk/metal - (this could go on for hours....)

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange, The Big Lebowski, Head (Monkees Movie), Versus, Azumi, Battle Royale 1+2, Oldboy, E.T., The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, American Psyco, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Amelie, Rififi, ETC (Again, this could go on forever...)

Television:

Iron Chef, The Simpsons, 24... - not real big on TV

Books:

A Light in the Attic, Where the Sidewalk Ends (Shel Silverstein is O.G.) ,The Illuminati Trilogy (all Robert Anton Wilson), The Inferno, if Noam Chomsky wrote it I probably should be reading it...

Heroes:

James Bond, ...Jay Z is the fucking man (Rick Rubin is a close second). Runner Up: Steve Jobs

My Blog

fuck!!!

too much work, nyc is relentless....
Posted by Chip on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 11:22:00 PST

Fake Fucking Bulletins!!!!

- wtf? I don't know why some stupid ringtone scammer is posting fake bulletins that come from my account... This is fucking lame. If you know how to fix this, let me know.
Posted by Chip on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 08:15:00 PST

"slacks" and other words i hate

these are some words that i think should be banned 'cause i hate them : 1. "slacks" - self expanitory, just sucks completely... 2. "fanny" - ass, butt, budunkadunk, moneymaker, coolo, etc. are all far...
Posted by Chip on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 11:47:00 PST

cool. i'm not an alcoholic

- although it's friday night, and all the cool kids are out getting drunk and super fucked up (kids in southwick are high-fiveing and yelling "dude hey!" as i type, i'm sure...), i'm a nerd and decide...
Posted by Chip on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 11:17:00 PST

my friends are dope.

my friends are dope and i'm lucky to have them. it's not lost on me. i love you motherfuckers....
Posted by Chip on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 01:17:00 PST

Advice for for people who are feeling down...

-Today I was writting an email to a friend who's going through a tough time and feeling down. Since the usual shit like "keep your head up" or "every cloud has a silver lineing" has virtually no effec...
Posted by Chip on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 05:29:00 PST