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Evil Bert

Evil Bert Says, I never really liked any of the other Muppets

About Me

There's really not much to say about me. I do odd things for the right reasons.
I think this video is tops! It really butters my corn!

My Interests

Cameras, Guns, Robots, Robots with Guns and Cameras. Robots with guns that shoot cameras. Chickens, chickens that might be robots with guns and cameras.

I'd like to meet:

Real heroes

Music:

Different artists: The Music of my youth, all that 80's crap that ended up as a base for "Electronica": Utah Saints, KLF, Duran Duran, The Shamen Etc.
AC/DC
April March
Dirty Vegas
Lords of Acid
Nellie McCay
Paul Oakenfold

Movies:

Fido
300
Grosse Pointe Blank
Lord Of War
Omega Man
Blade Runner (The real version)

Television:

The Office
Star Trek Voyager
The Chelsea Handler Show
The Big Bang Theory (not so much anymore)
Anything on the History, Discovery, or Military Channel.

Books:

Asymptotic Theory of Separated Flows
Black Bodies And Quantum Cats
Econometrics and Data Analysis for Developing Countries
The Great Transformation: The Political and Economic Origins of Our Time
The Physics Of The Buffyverse
We Are Poor But So Many: The Story of Self-Employed Women in India
World War Z

Heroes:

My wife and my dad...pretty much in that order.

My Blog

Pubic Hair Flowbee

So I've been thinking about a good way for people to groom their pubic hairs, and not run the risk of cuts and nics and the disaster that is waxing...and I think I have come up with an idea.Remember t...
Posted by Evil Bert on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:58:00 PST

My wife is getting

As the baby approaches she is starting to get a little more emotional, and by emotional I mean like when Godzilla climbs out of the ocean and stomps the shit out of Tokyo kind of emotional.Well anyway...
Posted by Evil Bert on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 11:31:00 PST

Recent Trip to Iran

As some of you know (and some may not), my "day job" includes arms sales. As part of that I have become somewhat of an expert on weapons of all types. My education gives me certain insights into WMD's...
Posted by Evil Bert on Wed, 07 May 2008 08:02:00 PST

The Balloon People Are At It Again!

They launch over in New York and travel over the small mountain behind my house. They seem to travel across Richmond into Lenox or Pittsfield.My chickens think they are Gods or something...at first th...
Posted by Evil Bert on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 07:08:00 PST

WW II Airplane TP-51C Mustang

I was driving by the airport and caught this thing flying in....it got a refuel and then bugged out.It seems to be a very rare TP-51C dual seat Mustang.Large Versionhttp://cqbarms.com/canon/albums/use...
Posted by Evil Bert on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 02:22:00 PST

Funniest thing you can do if you own chickens....

Feed them cooked spaghetti.  Vermicelli works well too.It makes them CRAZY!
Posted by Evil Bert on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 11:53:00 PST

Thinking about a Tattoo

So I walk past a tattoo shop almost everyday in my travels and have been considering a tattoo, actually two to be exact.I was thinking that when my wife has our first child, I would get a tattoo of he...
Posted by Evil Bert on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 10:33:00 PST

The Blending of still and video...

Well I see that my Red One will be here on Monday. I had an attempted delivery on Friday but I was not around, sucks to be me. What is worse, the kit to make this thing a full fledged system runs abou...
Posted by Evil Bert on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 09:04:00 PST

This picture just cracks me up

The kid is NOT happy getting the attention of two females and having his face painted...Just look at those eyes and that clenched fist....He'll learn....
Posted by Evil Bert on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 08:24:00 PST

So I got an offer from a pretty good paper...

I got an offer from a pretty good paper to do small articles with pictures but I really don't want to do articles. The guy that contacted me saw some of my pictures from Getty Images ... someplace on ...
Posted by Evil Bert on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 07:22:00 PST