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About Me

The Assdroids' beginnings can be traced to a 1987 Black Flag concert in Long Beach, California where Pisces Motherfucker met Big Daddy Mugglestone. "It was one of those weird things. You get into a heavy discussion with a total stranger, and you discover that both of you are seeing the same girl." When the girl left town, Motherfucker and Mugglestone moved into her vacated apartment. Immediately, Motherfucker and Mugglestone formed a band, calling it Mighty Joe Young. It combined Motherfucker's punk rock inclinations and Mugglestone's hard rock aspirations. Seeing the band's potential, folkster Littles Paia decided not to join the band. Soon after, Mugglestone's brother, Adam, decided not to play sitar in the band, completing the duo. During the recording, they received a call from their lawyer who informed them that there was a blues man who had already claimed the name Mighty Joe Young. They changed the band's name to Shirley Temple's Pussy and performed under this name in San Diego, but then changed the name again due to record label pressure. They liked the initials STP (from the STP Motor Oil Company logo) but eventually settled on the name Rump Robots, but just prior to their first record it was suggested to change Rump to Ass, and Robots (which sounded too robotic) to Droids, and they became officially Assdroids in 1990!
The Assdroids built a fan base in San Diego bars in order to steer clear of the Los Angeles corporate music scene and build up their technique and following in the clubs. In 2005, the Assdroids signed with Cock Rock Disco. Their first album, Daddy's Gone, was released in May of the next year, producing several big hits like "Breakcore Gives me Head," "Pornography Devestates the Male Sexual Ego," and "Fuck Off Foucault".
In spite of oft-hostile reviews from critics, The Assdroids continued to gain fans. Bringing their music to the people, they toured for four weeks opening for Rage Against the Machine, then played a forty-date tour supporting heavy metal band Megadeth. 2007 brought continued success on the road, with the band headlining a two-and-a-half-month U.S. tour. Two sold-out shows in New York's Roseland Ballroom featured The Assdroids in full KISS make-up (causing some critic to dismiss the band as glam-rockers), in honor of their childhood heroes. Around this time, The Assdroids also performed at benefits for pro-choice organizations.
The loyalty of the band's fans and the animosity of its critics came to a head in January 2007 when the band was simultaneously voted Best New Band by Rolling Stone's readers and Worst New Band by the magazine's music critics. The tie was broken the next month, when The Assdroids won Favorite Pop/Rock New Artist and Heavy Metal/Hard Rock New Artist at the American Music Awards. On March 6, at the Grammy Award ceremonies, "My Dad Uses Viagra To Masturbate" won the band its first Grammy Award for Best Hard Rock Performance with Vocal.
Recently, the Assdroids continue to be one of the greatest bands of all time.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/13/2005
Band Website: cockrockdisco.com
Band Members: Pisces Motherfucker-
lead computer player,
guitar player,
screaming and yelping,
journeyman meat cutter,
backup chillaxin',
batty bwoy.

Big Daddy Mugglestone-
lead drummer,
second computer playing,
guy (eunuch),
screeching and moaning (heartfelt),
chillaxin',
ex-commie combatant.
Influences: BOREDOMS!!!!, Fela Kuti, Faust, Eleanor Villforth, Shitmat, DJ /Rupture, Daddy Lumba, DNA, Afrirampo, Flying Luttenbachers, Steve Reich, Ornette Coleman, T. Texas Tyler, Lightning Bolt, Lee "Scratch" Perry, Yoko Ono, Albert Ayler, Renaldo and the Loaf, Akiko Oku, Prince, Sun Ra, Pavement, Rockers International, Trad Gras Och Stenar, Elizabeth Cotton, Poor Riteous Teachers, Prefuse 73, Cock Rock Disco, Holy Molar, John Oswald, John Coltrane, Nels Cline, Can, Ghetto Boyz, Morton Subotnick, Iannis Xenakis, Messerchups, Deerhoof, Patsy Cline, Sunny Murray, King Tornado, King Aisoba, Melt Banana, Cecil Taylor, the Residents, ECC (trade mark), Stravinsky, Rahsaan Roland Kirkegaard, krautraaawwk, Charlie Patton, OOIOO, Metallica, DDR Rock, Parliment Funkadelic, The Balloon Farm, Bubble Puppy, Charlie Parker, Woody (from Cheers), Arnold Dreyblatt, Tex Ritter, David Bowie, Sons of the Pioneers, abnormal tapes out of Slovenia, Timbaland, Orthrelm, Kid 606, Sr. Quintron, Lync, The Pixies, Lee Hazelwood, The Residents, Tigerbeat 6, Saturday (its not sebadoh), Sonic Youth, Penderecki, ENO, Slint, Kevin Drumm, Cambodian Rocks, Load Records, Stockhausen, Stockhausen/Walkman, Herbie Nichols, Derek Bailey, Ata Kak, Little Esther, Augustus Pablo, Aaliyah, the Clash, WuTang Clan (especially ODB and Method Man, but ESPECIALLY RZA), Arthur Doyle, My Bloody Valentine, Neon Hunk, Pantychrist (We've never heard them but we think they might be good), Milford Graves, Ween, Duke Ellington, Halo Benders, Ravi Shankar, Eleanor Villforth, Acid Mothers Temple, almost any Studio One stuff, Velvet Underground, Hippies With Children, Ennio Morricone, Arnold Schoenberg, Webern, Crash Worship, Fotomoto, Is that Slut Gonna Be There?, Chet Atkins, S.O.D., the tape beetles, Ike and Tina, Bono's Sunglassses, Bartok, Peggy NOT Geddy Lee, Dizzee Rascal, Frank Zappa, Kool Moe Dee, John Coltrane again, Mein Gott, Gang Gang Dance, Bang on a Can stuff, Chris Corsano, Hanks I and III, Count Ossie, TSOP (g n' h), Charles Mingus (check out 1968-the movie), Bud Powell, Art Tatum, Mile Davis, Immortal Technique, John Zorn, Knifehandchop, Ove-Naxx, Bauhaus, The Locust, All that buttseckz gave you psychic powers? Well guess you need more buttseckz since your psychic powers suck., Glen Branca, Grateful Dead (brent mydland), Coxcone Dodd, Elvin mighty Jones, Ron Miles (our hero), Wolf Eyes, M.I.A., Robert Zimmerman, Lesser, Jandek, Nervesandgel, TERRY RILEY, Cocteau Twins, Ruins, Milton Babbitt, the Jesus and Mary Chain, Merzbow, La Monte Young, aaand the BOREDOMS!!!!
Sounds Like: A couple of guys who are soft and of a limited projection capability. This leads them to adopt a good, but not dangerous bitone and double bitone technique.
Record Label: Cock Rock Disco, Valis Records
Type of Label: Indie

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you never blow yr trip forevercome listen to pisces motherfucker’s record collection.
Posted by the ASSDROIDS!! on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:24:00 PST

another freecockrockcomp review!

"The "Rite of Spring Cover" is a overly long collection of small, disjointed, static sounding noises which have no relation whatsoever to music." -Melissa (musical expert) 
Posted by the ASSDROIDS!! on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 01:10:00 PST

Daddys Gone 12" out now!!!

Hi.  We have a super cool record out now on the Cock Rock Disco label and its called Daddys Gone.  Go to the store and buy it now.  It has a funny picture on the fro...
Posted by the ASSDROIDS!! on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 12:59:00 PST

We want videos!!!

So, if you make videos or cartoons or some kind of visual thing that takes place in time.  We want you to make a music video for our music... music.  We plan on adding videos to our alb...
Posted by the ASSDROIDS!! on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 09:20:00 PST

freecockrockcomp review

"Free CockRockDisco 2006 compilation made me vomit in fabulous rainbow tecnicolor as if in a distance puking compitition. i shut my eyes and there i was, the winner, and at the end of the rainbow, a p...
Posted by the ASSDROIDS!! on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 01:50:00 PST

Holy Shit! Free CockRockDisco mp3 Compilation! Oh My God!

YO! Go to http://www.cockrockdisco.com/free.html and download this shit. It is a compilation full of great CockRockDisco music, including the Assdroid's version of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. Best of...
Posted by the ASSDROIDS!! on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 09:25:00 PST

free Assdroid mp3s $$$

       AARGH!!!! Yo!  After a few weeks of it's absence.  The Valis homepage is up and running.  Check it!  www.valisrecords.com It is full of free mp3s wh...
Posted by the ASSDROIDS!! on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 10:37:00 PST