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Kristen

Come to me my darlings, and let us speak only nonsense...

About Me

In this modern world of sex changes and face transplants, I have become an anachronism. While I try with all my might to stay cocooned in my very own realm of consciousness (it's warm and fuzzy here, much like denial), I do suffer fleeting moments of clarity that let me know that I am, in fact, a headcase. Eight years ago I married a brilliant man. We have two kids--the loveliest little creatures to ever walk the earth (of course). A psychic once told me I was a flapper in a previous life and died a sudden, tragic death. At least it explains my penchant for bobbed hair and mary janes.

My Interests

Books. Music. Cocktail dresses. Art. Theater. Good movies. Louise Brooks. Psychology. History. The Jazz Age. Humanity. Fine china. Peace. Historical houses. Voodoo. Love. The French Revolution. World Mythology. Words. Louisiana swamps. Architecture. The Archetype of the Witch. Dreams. Beautiful Fabrics. Cathedrals. Creepy staircases that lead to attics spun with cobwebs.

I'd like to meet:

I would have loved to hang out with Dottie P back in the day. I think that round table would have suited me quite well indeed.

Music:

ANYTHING THAT MAY HAVE A REMOTE CONNECTION TO TRENT REZNOR, MY ONE TRUE MUSICAL LOVE. The White Stripes. The Cure. Maria Callas. Bossa Nova. The Smiths. Nina Simone. Red House Painters. Flamenco. Chamber Music. Harry Connick. Zydeco. Max Raabe and the Palaster Orchester. Ella Fitzgerald. John Denver (shut up, I grew up in the 70s, okay?). 80's pop and new wave. Late 80s, early 90s alternative. Janet Klein. Scott Joplin. Etta James. Billie Holiday. Jane's Addiction.

Movies:

Pandora's Box. The Great Gatsby. Harold and Maude. The Royal Tenenbaums. The Winslow Boy. Labyrinth. Everything is Illuminated. Closer. Stage Beauty. The House of Yes. The Ring. Most movies based on Jane Austen's work. Solaris. Amelie. Tous les Matins du Monde. Down With Love. Mrs. Dalloway. Old School. House of Flying Daggers. Moulin Rouge. The Exorcist (I only saw it once, but it's always stayed with me as the scariest damn movie ever made.) Wide Sargasso Sea. Dorothy Parker and the Vicious Circle. I was once quite the horror movie buff, but it's all caught up with me. I rarely sleep and am always looking over my shoulder. I run down dark hallways and hate to venture into nature at night. The usual, as Katie would say.

Television:

Absolutely Fabulous. Frasier. Bewitched (Dick York only). Arrested Development. Real Time With Bill Maher. 30 Rock. And yes, I am totally addicted to General Hospital. Shut up!

Books:

Dorothy Parker. Jane Austen. Anything by a Bronte. Gregory Maquire. F. Scott Fitzgerald. Kurt Vonnegut. Oscar Wilde. Chomsky. Wally Lamb. James Joyce. Joseph Conrad. Thomas Hardy. William Faulkner. Joseph Campbell. Barbara Michaels/Elizabeth Peters/Elizabeth Mertz. Perfume by Suskind. Sophie's World by Jostein Gaarder (named my daughter after this book!). Elizabeth von Arnim. Milan Kundera. Baroness Emmuska Orczy. Gaston Leroux. Victor Hugo. Daphne DuMaurier. I have a penchant for gothic novels of mid-twentieth century--crumbling castles, unexpected inheritances, attempted murders, etc. You can only find them in mouldering used bookshops. Michael Malone. Christopher Hitchens.

Heroes:

On my dark days: Dorothy Parker for her acerbic wit. On my bright days: Eddie Izzard for erasing prejudices with an amazing humor. And Louise Brooks everyday.

My Blog

Maybe Im just high off Christmas....

Maybe I am just still on a Christmas high, but I cannot believe what a lucky person I am.  It's like I have a rainbow following me everywhere I go, rather than the Charlie Brown raincloud you see...
Posted by Kristen on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 11:25:00 PST

Oops....I did it again!

Well, even after being hacked and losing dozens of friends, I went on closet-cleaning mission this week and have deleted 144 more!   People ask to be my friend and if I like their page, I add them. If...
Posted by Kristen on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 02:41:00 PST

Wagie's on myspace! Whooooott!!

I tried to upload this as my avatar, but it won't let me.  (Thanks Tom!)  Anyhow, here's a pic to make ya smile!...
Posted by Kristen on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:41:00 PST

Hackers be damned!

Besides my background pic being highjacked, I just lost over 20 friends when they were added to my "blocked users" list-- which I didn't even know existed--and half my comments are gone.  What th...
Posted by Kristen on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 05:21:00 PST

Kurt Vonnegut, Rest in Peace

I knew his time was coming to an end.  He had told me so in his last book, Man Without a Country.  I picked this book up at an airport about a month ago and read it three times in two days.&...
Posted by Kristen on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:10:00 PST

Why I love Kelly Inderbitzin

This winter Kelly and I will be celebrating 22 years of friendship.  I was just thinking about that today and I felt so grateful to have a real friend for that long.  I think it's because, f...
Posted by Kristen on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 09:14:00 PST

I triple dog dare ya!

This should be a real test of memory for me!  I need to exercise my brain though, as I just found out the maternal side of my family is riddled with Alzheimers.  Here's how it goes: &nb...
Posted by Kristen on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 09:46:00 PST

6 degrees of Jessica Simpson

As those of you who know me in person are quite aware, I am completely obsessed with Mr. Trent Reznor, and have been for 16 years.  It's completely out of sync with my personality and other musical ta...
Posted by Kristen on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 09:27:00 PST