Current projects:
Losing a lot of weight/getting fit, trying to get laid, helping run my corporation, writing, talking with more girls (hanging out with them too)
Interests:
My hobbies include making trouble, global domination, racing and working on cars, the same about computers only playing games that nobody plays anymore, writing, talking and hanging out with people I respect, travel, international businesses, searching for a worthy girl, exercise religiously (I like to dance a lot), remixing computer game music, collecting every movie, music vid, and song ever made. Of course, I also enjoy doing anything with a girl, literally. }=]
My music site:
http://www.geocities.com/honorabili/
My facebook site:
I'd like to meet:
UPDATE! Since my requirements for a girl are too unrealistic, my new benchmark is I'd like to meet a girl who likes the movie Robocop 1. ^_^
OLD REQS Any girl that even played either Fallout [1, 2, Tactics], Planescape: Torment, Master of Orion, Shadowrun, any Kirby game, any Mario Party, any racing game OR any girl that's willing to learn to play any of those games OR any girl that likes me in general
An artificially intelligent entity
LAN Parties - isn't this obvious
Normal Parties - if previously said girls will be there, drunk preferably, clothes optional
The non-serial killer version of myself - I met cloned versions of myself like this, but they are "gone" now
The Grim Reaper - I'll play you a game of chess, biatch
And... have tea with God again. This time don't spike it, dude!
NOTICE FROM THE MANAGEMENT: If you are female and you understand any reference to any material I just wrote about, we should probably reproduce soon, and often. ^_^
Music:
ALL SID and MOD music.
808 State
Abba, A-Ha, Ace of Base, Afroman, Aqua, Aphex Twin, Astral Projection, ATB, Ayla
Bart Klepka [remixer], Bee Gees, Blank & Jones, Bloodhound Gang, Blumchen, Boney M, Bread, Break Machine, Brian Tyler, Bruce Hornsby
Camper Van Beethoven/Cracker, Counterpoint [MOD], Crispy, Culture Beat, Cypress Hill
Danny Elfman, David Bowie, Dead Can Dance, Denis Leary, Depeche Mode, Diana King, Domino, Donovan, Dr. Alban, Duran Duran
Earth Wind & Fire, Eiffel 65, El Debarge, Elwood [MOD], Enigma, Ennio Morricone, Enya, Erasure, Eric Pochesci [remixer], Estrayk [MOD], E-Type
Faithless, Falco, Ferrara [remixer]
Garbage, Giorgio Moroder, Guns N Roses
Haddaway, Hall & Oates, Hans Zimmer, Harold Faltermeyer, Hollywood [MOD], Howard Goodall, Huey Lewis & The News, Hypnosis
Information Society, Italo Disco
Jan Hammer, Jerry Reed, Joe Satriani, Juno Reactor
Kate Bush, Kayak, Klaus Nomi, Kool & The Gang, Koto
Laibach, LMan [remixer], Los Fabulosos Cadillacs
Madonna, Massive Attack, Mike Oldfield, Modern Talking, Molotov, My Barbarian
Naked Ape, Nik Kershaw, No Doubt
Oingo Boingo, One-T, Orbital, Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark (otherwise known as OMD), Outkast
Passion Fruit, Paolo Conte, Pet Shop Boys, P.M. Dawn, Potap, Prodigy, Prokofiev S., Puddle of Mudd, Puretone
Rammstein, Rappy McRapperson, Richard Joseph [c64], Rick Astley, Robert Miles
Sandra, Savage, Scooter, Scotch, Seal, Seryoga, Sister Sledge, Skaven [MOD], Soda Stereo, S.O.S. Band, Steve Winwood
Talk Talk, Talking Heads, Taxim [MOD, remixer], The Church, The Clash, The Cure, The Moody Blues, The Shamen, They Might Be Giants, Thomas Detert [SID, remixer], Tom Petty, Tone Loc, Toy-Box
Vast
Wendy Carlos, White Town
XTC
Ying Yang Twins
Favorite Movie Sountracks:
Robocop 1, Fight Club, Gladiator, Dune, Legend, Boondock Saints, Tromeo & Juliet, Tron
Favorite Videogame Sountracks: Descent II, Disposable Hero, Final Fantasy 6, Gun, Hired Guns, Interstate 76, Jaguar XJ220, Mech Warrior 2, Planescape: Torment, Rogue Trooper, Sanitarium, System Shock 2
Movies:
Click here for my imdb ratings list: http://us.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=16516447
"Real" movies I like:
In Bruges, The Mist, Southland Tales, Sleuth, Colossus: The Forbin Project, the Wages of Fear, Die Brucke (The Bridge), Blood Car, Cross of Iron, The Man From Earth, Rise of the Footsoldier, American Splendor, Art School Confidential, Frailty, Sin City, Dr. Strangelove, Failsafe, No Country For Old Men, The Tao of Steve, Breakfast of Champions, The Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko, Le Mans, The Seventh Seal, Duel, Sleeping Dogs Lie, Requiem For A Dream, The Assassination of Richard Nixon, Snatch, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Seven Samurai, Robocop 1 & 2, Empire of the Sun, I Robot, Guilty As Charged, Tron, Repo Man, BBS: The Documentary, Amores Perros, Amelie, Magnolia, SLC Punk, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Ronin, Bad Santa, City of God, Taxi Driver, Solaris, The Manchurian Candidate, Virgin Suicides, Sidewalks of New York, Brazil, Waking Life, Smokey & The Bandit, The Thing, The Pied Piper of Hamelin (1957), Red Dawn, Rebel Without A Cause, Gladiator, Rollerball (1975), too many to name... I've seen everything. I think it's hilarious when other geeks like the same list of crappy movies as every other geek in the world does. It's as if they live in a vacuum... The fools... the mad fools... they did it... they created the doomsday machine!
"Cheesy" movies I like:
Creepies - Think about how funny it would be to watch a GI Joe toy helicopter fight an army of halloween spider toys and that's what this movie is all about
Shark Attack 3: Megadolon - the best non-porno porno movie I've seen
Tromeo & Juliet - the most fucked up version of Romeo & Juliet ever; ooh, the nanny!
Troll 2 - Wow... the mom in the movie is scarier than the monsters; poor kid!
Space Truckers - With a title like that, you're guaranteed to go wrong
Forbidden Zone - WoW... Oingo Boingo, the movie; this is the weirdest, and perhaps one of the funniest movies ever; it makes Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas look like Bambi
Battlefield: Earth - Scientology, the movie! I never knew that one nuclear bomb could blow up an entire fucking planet
Cemetary Man - an Italian zombie/comedy/taxi-driver-like movie. I love how a dirt bike comes out of the dirt with a zombie or how his girlfriend orgasm-moans when he shoots her in the head with his revolver. "I don't have time for the living!"
Hawk the Slayer - a bullshit d&d movie where the archers pretty much kill everything going fully-auto with a longbow and crossbow! a must watch! later got continued with some tripe called Darkest Knight
For Your Height Only - the best 007 parody ever where "double 0" is played by a midget with a bunch of crappy gadgets and everybody sounds like a 1930's gangster
Six String Samurai - a comedy made about FALLOUT! Buddy Holly roaming the wasteland with a 6-string and samurai sword, kicking ass and on the way to Lost Vegas to become the new Rock N Roll King... uh-huh!
Dragon Wars - The best action COMEDY of 2007. This movie has so many scenes that will leave you on the floor crying "What the fuck???"
Lady Terminator - a HILARIOUS ripoff of Terminator 1 where a woman that has an evil ocean eel that eats penises goes on a rampage trying to track down some other bullshit plot character. This movie has somebody that looks like Limahl driving a panzer while shooting the Lady Terminator with an M-16, screaming "FUCK YOU!!!"
Breakin - Van Damme's first movie! (he and his buddy from Bloodsport make cameo appearances, later to become classic macro-image-fodder for the internet from their dancing) Basically, a badass CHEESY 80s movie about breakdancing. I love how seriously this movie takes itself.
Television:
Arrested Development - One of the craziest shows ever. Imagine a show about Enron, Iraq, and it being made on FOX. No wonder it only had 3 short seasons. I love it though!
Babylon 5 - Star Trek makes my dick rot off and die; essentially, the best show ever made, taking into account its not so high budget but the acting/writing makes up for it
Black Adder - Are you happy to see me or is that a canoe in your pocket!
Burn Notice - a Shadowrun-like show about an ex-CIA agent that gets left hung-out-to-dry in the field and ends up in Miami scraping to make a living and get revenge
Curb Your Enthusiasm - AWWW JEEEEZZZZZZZ THE SHOWWWWWWW!!!!
Deadwood - Non-pussy cowboy show that reminds me of Fallout
Dilbert - A show they made about my previous life when I used to be a cat/dog[bert]
Drawn Together - A fucked up cartoon about my mind
Everybody Hates Chris - Think of this as Black Malcolm In The Middle. Like Chris says, "There's nothing wrong with cornbread!" :)
Exo Squad - The BEST incomplete sci-fi cartoon series ever; more fucked up than even Babylon 5 when billions of lives get ended
Father Ted - The best parody I've ever seen about the Catholic Church. My fav character is the old crazy drunk priest that's always screaming "fuck off" and "gimme a drink"!
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace - A fake 80's TV show that's part X-files, all doctor shows, and a bunch of other crappy shows parodied
Heroes - The best show made about superhero comics.
Law and Order - You'd be surprised as to what fucked up shit society will do, bitches
Malcolm In The Middle - We need more shows about fucked up [real] families like this one. ^_^
Max Headroom - 20 minutes into the future...
Mighty Max - Another excellent cartoon that teaches kids the importance of sacrifice and decisions.
Outer Limits - Like the Twilight Zone but 90% it's a fucked up ending, just like in real life
Red Dwarf - Show they ripped off to make Futurama
Reno 911! - Imagine Supertroopers made into a show and this is basically it.
Scrubs - almost every character in this show is a fucking dick and the insults are classic
Sledge Hammer - a very realistic cop drama show
The Office - This show is depresingly real, too funny
The Shield - a cops and robbers show that's about breaking balls
The Sopranos - Do you got any gabalgul? What? You ain't got none? MOTHERFUCK!
Top Gear - The ultimate car show in which the presenters usually try to prove which one of them is the biggest dick.
Twilight Zone - Aesop fables for adults. The greatest achievement in American TV.
V - The ultimate 80's TV sci-fi saga, hands down
www.purepwnage.com - OH LOLZZZZZ OMFG U FUKN N00BZ
www.teamtigerawesome.com - basically, if the braindead files I make with my friends were shot on video, this is what they would look like
Books:
Authors:
Douglas Coupland
Kurt Vonnegut Jr
Mack Reynolds
Roger Zelazny
Heroes:
US President Andrew Jackson, US President Abraham Lincoln, Charles A. Lindberg, Batman, Sinclair (B5), Sheridan (B5), G'Kar (B5), Marcus (B5), Yojimbo the Ronin, Leon the Professional, anybody who can beat me at things I'm great at, anybody who follows their true passions and is free as a true individual
