Juan Perrón

Born on the border of the Gulf Coastal Plains and the Texas Hill Country John David Payne was a beautiful baby boy born to Craig and Janis Payne on the 28th day of April, 1980. After the first natal days he went to his country home in Wimberley where he grew up in the woods playing with the trees and swimming all day long with his older brother Phillip and other childhood friends. As the years went by the child known to his family as the Texas Terror began to lose his egocentric views and started to assimilate into society. After a very successful run in High School and a short bout in the Theater, J.D. (as he became known by his friends) moved on to Texas State where he spent many long years in school learning to play music, remove groupies with his trusty groupie removing stick, and not to vomit on himself. During the aforementioned educational process he managed to acquire 2 bachelors degrees, one in Geography the other in Spanish. Up to his eyeballs in student loans after college he then earned his Texas Real Estate License in order to pay off the man and earn his freedom to travel the world at his leisure. He currently keeps his base in Central Texas where he conducts business and plays music with local artists on a regular basis.[Dictated Not Checked]