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jordan

aint nothing gonna breaka my stride aint nothing gonna hold me down

About Me


Your Aura is Yellow
Your Personality: Life's too short not to have fun. Your bright energy brings joy and laughter to those around you.
You in Love: A total flirt, you need a lot of freedom to play. But you'll be loyal to that one man who makes you feel safe.
Your Career: You love variety in a job, and you probably won't stick with one career. You would make a great professor, writer, or actress. What Color Is Your Aura?Myspace Graphics
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to sum it up - i'm fuckin awesome
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: jordan
Birthday: april 3rd baby !!!
Birthplace: sedalia missouri
Current Location: atx
Eye Color: bullshit brown
Hair Color: auburnish brownish who knows?
Height: 5'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrius (sp?)
Your Heritage: scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: chonclas
Your Weakness: boys/booze/beds
Your Fears: STDs
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni and jalapenos
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make a bigger impression on people's lives
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck u!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: that was a badass wet dream
Your Best Physical Feature: my knockers
Your Bedtime: 2 or 3or 5 or 8 am
Your Most Missed Memory: rockin' out in the country with my girls
Pepsi or Coke: coke fo sho
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither yuck it
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: small town texas iced tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee - about 8 cups
Do you Smoke: what??
Do you Swear: fuck yeah muthafuckaaaaasss!!!
Do you Sing: no way jose!
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes twice if anyone is up for it
Have you Been in Love: of course
Do you want to go to College: maybe
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you belive in yourself: hell yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: fuck yeah
Are you a Health Freak: no way
Do you get along with your Parents: unbelieveably
Do you like Thunderstorms: oh yeah
Do you play an Instrument: yea
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i don't know read my other answers
In the past month have you Smoked: what?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i can't remember
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yea
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not that i remember maybe i was on drugs
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: with a pole?
In the past month have you been Dumped: i don't think so
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: fuck yeah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: never
Ever been Drunk: um yeah
Ever been called a Tease: of course
Ever been Beaten up: shit no i beat that bitch up
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: during crazy wild sex on a mountain in montana by an avalanche
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: me
What country would you most like to Visit: italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: short - long hair is for hippies
Height: who cares
Weight: who cares
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: can't remember
Number of CDs I own: alot
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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I'd like to meet:

anyone who wants to have a good time and a sweet hangover w/moi oh! and likes to eat ... alot oh! and they have to get along w/ my awesome crew of bitches
You Are a Margarita
You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party!
You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down. What Mixed Drink Are You?


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Music:

i like all types of music except for fuk u i wanna kill myself hard core rock - it is way too depressing. Some of my faves are ( get ready !!) stevie wonder, outkast, notorious B.I.G., shakira, gypsy kings, rusted root, bill withers, Aretha, otis, david grisman, tim o'brien, all bluegrass, all country especially dolly parton and patty loveless, beastie boys, linkin park, old school and new school rap, anything i can shake my ass to, damien rice, chris isaac, tracy chapman, raul malo and the mavericks, zap mama ( the best show i've ever been to except maybe al green) dwight yoakum, and many many others including my parents bands - slim richey's dream band, the kat's meow and back porch vipers ( check them out - if you like groovy jazz). The musicians i absolutely can't stand are van halen, rod stewart, macy gray and lenny kravitz.

Movies:

my all time favorite movie is raising arizona I can recite it line by line. I love gangsta movies like casino, scarface and belly. i love comedy but not in the theatre because dunbasses always laugh at parts that i don't think are funny. i love to watch movies that make me cry with my sister and best friend alyssa.i like getting the bejesus scared out of me as well.Oh and i like porn.

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Heroes:

my heroes are my parents - francie meaux jeaux and slim smiles richey - because they have taught me to not give a flying fuck what anyone thinks about me but to do it cordially. they also taught me how to love. they accept each other unconditionaly and to this day they still act like newlyweds. my family has also always looked at the brighter side of life. when their house burned down it wasn't about what we lost it was about the things we found. we rocked out to talking heads "burning down the house" the whole day. staying positive is what will make us all live longer. They fuckin' rock.