Someone buy my car... |
..It's awsome and cheap! I need as much money as possible for it so I can buy a pickup. Everything for it costs very little (i.e. insurance, gas, tires, maintenence). I found a great deal on the truck...
Posted by Matty Grumbles on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:41:00 PST |
Somebody in Omaha likes my drunk ass. |
Check out this page from an article in the Omaha Weekly.
http://www.omahacityweekly.com/article.php?id=737
I don't know who this dude is, or when the hell I talked to him, but I must have made ...
Posted by Matty Grumbles on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 03:51:00 PST |
Mike Tyson's Punch Out |
Last night after about a year of playing one of the best games ever made, I finally made it to the man of the game, Mike Tyson. I had been stuck on Super Macho Man since the begining and never had mad...
Posted by Matty Grumbles on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 06:46:00 PST |
Last Words-WTF |
"Nice Doggie"
Why the hell would those be my last words? I know dogs like to bite me and I get bitten by one every few months. Maybe I intimidate them, or they're afraid of me, or maybe I just taste g...
Posted by Matty Grumbles on Mon, 08 May 2006 01:44:00 PST |
damn near the strangest way to spend a hangover |
After spending a crazy night out, drinking for free after a friend's wedding. That's the hangover part and the second time this week I was incapacitated with another unbearable hangover. First to set ...
Posted by Matty Grumbles on Tue, 02 May 2006 07:10:00 PST |
Most Annoying Bird in the World |
I should be asleep right now, but I am not. Becuase this fucking bird has correctly learned the annoying song that is a perfect replica of a frat boys car alarm. I want to get a pellet gun and shoot t...
Posted by Matty Grumbles on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 10:59:00 PST |
