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Ryan

Twitchy!

About Me

When I grow up I want to be a famous luchador...One day I will run my own sweatshop so i will never buy shoes from the mall ever again!...What is up with guys wearing tight ass jeans?!?!?! let your nuts breath cuz!...I want people to call me SENSEI coz it sounds cool!...stupid people should get kicked in the pancreas!...I tell it like it is... some people like it some people don't...Trust and Respect are earned!Did I mention it sucks gettin tapped out!I wanna get somebody in an omaplata!...A proud member of team Pereira..Gracie Barra Jiujitsu!...I can't stand people with drama...LOYALTY is in my blood...My Family and friends are a big part of my life...I love them to death!

My Interests

I like to take long walks on the beach with my imaginary friend frank...On tuesday nights I go to my local rec center to play bingo with old people...On thursday nights i get my ass whooped by 9 year olds in karate class.

I'd like to meet:

Everybody!

Music:

tribal drums, showtunes, milli vanilli and some death metal

Movies:

Anything with guns, big explosions, cute animated animals, an evil mastermind trying to take over the world, the goodyear blimp, time machine, an x wing fighter, ninjas, a white stallion, and half naked women with the occassional nipple slip.

Television:

T.V. is EVIL!!! That's why i love it!!!

Books:

I should start reading a book without pull out pictures.

Heroes:

Jet Li, Ron Jeremy, Homer Simpson, Bill Clinton, Andre the Giant, Helio Gracie, and John Madden.