I want to meet all the asian kids that make my Nikes! I love to make people hate me cuzz they love me so much. I want to take over the world with a spoon, glue, a blank cd-r, peanuts, underwear, a postcard from mexico, New Edition LP, and a pineapple. I want to make instant PHO, the good kind(the ones out suck right now). I want to look for a job that pays you to sleep, I would make somuch money. I would work overtime too. I'm a bonafide SHOE WHORE. I only buy Nikes(AF1s LE, Jordans, Shox, and any other that look hot). I 'll get the occansional Adidas and any other hot kicks here and there but thats the extent of any other brand I'll rock. I'm a big MMA fan and practitioner...who's wants to roll? I'm a music Whore also. It makes the world go round. Other than that...LEAVE ME ALONE!
people that i haven't met yet cuzz if i know you then i have already met you...A woman with money cuzz I have none. A woman with a fancy car so I can take pictures of it and post it on the internet and say it was mine. A woman that would fart under the covers and blame me. A women who will clown me so hard it makes me cry cuzz she got me so bad. A woman that will rub my ass after my aerobics class. Really just someone to hang out with but i have yet to find the right woman for me... Any takers?
Polka, Showtunes, Swing, Crickets, Wind blowing in my hair...Wait i have no hair. The sound cats make when they cry, the music in porn, they always have some funky guitar playing. But really my taste in music is far beyond anyone's comprehension. It's about finding that song that makes your head move, relaxes your soul and makes you smile. So smile DAMN IT!!
anything with guns, flowers, women, goats, a shoe horn, lifesaver, a time machine, an evil mastermind leader trying to take over Ohio, monkeys in fashion swimsuits, models in an eating contest, and aliens making love to animals with one leg...OK, anything with comedy if you didn't get it yet.
Anything that is on when i'm not taking a nap. I think I watch too much of it...really, it's on when I'm on the computer cuzz it's next to it. I wish they had a 24 hour channel for that show on Spike tv, MXC! You ever watch that? That shit is mad funny as hell watching all those asians get fucked up do funny shit! The Osbournes are funny too. Mikey from American Choppers is funny as hell, I wish I had a brother like that. Also Entourage is the SHIT! They are some funny muthafuckers, it's kinda like me and my friends. You get the picture of what I watch...anything funny,like your FACE!!=P
I should start reading cuzz I don't read many books. But when I do I'll inform you what I like.
My parents for the struggle they had to go through to come to america and raise a knucklehead like me. Bruce Lee for his outlook on everyday life. and BATMAN!