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C. Roberto

Ironic is the new sincere. I was being ironic when I said that.

About Me



I edited my profile with penis paint !

I decided to go back to school after a 5 year hiatus. So here I find myself in Flagstaff, AZ. I like bikes, coon hounds, and red wine.
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?

My Interests

Outdoor things, hiking, mountain biking, jumping jacks. Cooking. Becoming more and more Asian by the minute.

I'd like to meet:

Eh, I suppose old people are okay.

Music:

Blackalicious, Common, Tribe, Al Green, Broken Social Scene, Crown City Rockers, The Roots(pre-Tipping Point), The Gossip, At the Drive In, etc.

Movies:

I've only seen one movie in my life: The Goonies.

Television:

Good Times, Sanford & Son, Sweet Sixteen(if I need to reaffirm my hatred).

Books:

Whatever I'm reading.

Heroes:

Chupacabre. And, of course, your mom.

My Blog

What repercussions?

Oprah seems to have a monopoly on the "influential black lady on TV" market but let me clue you in on something you may not know about...her egregious treatment of killer whales and specifically kille...
Posted by C. Roberto on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:01:00 PST

No me gusta helado...

psych!
Posted by C. Roberto on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 09:48:00 PST

Ode to a Crackhead

So today I decided to walk to work for some reason, it was a pleasant change of pace.  I met a crackhead (I assume he was a crackhead, what other skinny, quirky black guy in full K-mart urban we...
Posted by C. Roberto on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 08:40:00 PST

I'm more of a waxer.

"Sometimes, when at leisure, he amused himself all day in the woods with a pocket pistol, firing salutes to himself at regular intervals as he walked." I'd be a simpleton but it would sure beat studyi...
Posted by C. Roberto on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 09:37:00 PST

F*** it, I'll even shine my shoes...

I thought that by my age I would have no problem avoiding distraction when it's time to study but I prove myself wrong regularly.  I'm taking organic chemistry this semester and I find myself doi...
Posted by C. Roberto on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 08:45:00 PST

It's the grind, but where the f*** is Eric Nies?!

I believe a piece of our culture died when the dance-party TV show lost its popularity.  Do we take ourselves too seriously to dance in front of cameras nowadays?  I know, I know, Soul Train...
Posted by C. Roberto on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 03:02:00 PST

Your mom's got kool-aid face...

I'd like to tell everyone about my racist, cradle-robbing barber named Cletus.  If you never met Cletus (or Clete) you'd have trouble believing he's real and not some Alabaman throwback from...
Posted by C. Roberto on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 08:27:00 PST

Who says?

who says?
Posted by C. Roberto on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 02:37:00 PST