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Corporate Satan

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Upbeat, fun-loving, outgoing, narcissistic, concert-frequenting, tux-wearing champagne snob. Accredited, and self-indulgent, blogger. Published author (trading cards on UFOs count, right?). Talented, and vain, breakfast chef (house specialties include waffles, pancakes, omelets, and grits!). Cuba libre mixing, popcorn-scarfing (and popcorn-sharing) movie goer. Enthusiastic, self-aggrandizing, puck-stopping hockey player, fan, and coach who somehow still finds time to go to work for a ridiculous number of hours a week.In the early 1300's, Dante wrote (translated): "It is better to rule in Hell, than it is to serve in Heaven." If he were alive today, he might have phrased that, "It is better to rule in Corporate Hell, than it is to serve ads for Google.""Seeing the inner Jamie" illo by and copyright Mike Langlie

My Interests

Time with Friends, Hockey, Champagne, Biking, Making Pancakes, Film Noir, Hiking, '80s Music, Golf (mini and regular), Jazz, Waffles, Blogging, Sushi, Classical music, Chocolate, Red Sox, Digital Photography, Settling in to my condo, Peanut Butter, KCFA, Skipping Work, Ice Cream (my niece says that I need to put lots of ice cream and hot fudge here) oh...and lots and lots of cute girls.

I'd like to meet:

Adventure Gal or Danger Lass.

Always looking for fun new pals for film/movies, music, art, culture, sushi, oysters, champagne, snorkeling, hiking, going to the MFA and Symphony Hall, trying new things, having some adventures, and engaging in somewhat intelligent conversation and senseless debates...or something along those lines.

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Music:

'80s punk/new wave, Clash, Buzzcocks, Ramones, Sex Pistols, Replacements, Cure, Jam, English Beat, Elvis Costello, Split Enz, Devo, Sugarcubes, Siouxsie, Blondie, Bow Wow Wow, Adam Ant, Police, Fishbone, Living Colour, Pixies, Echo, Joy Division, New Order, Violent Femmes, Paul Westerberg, Bob Mould, Cramps, Psych Furs, X, VU, U2, TMBG, BAD, REM, XTC, B52's, PIL, Golden Palominos, Bad Religion, Cocteau Twins, Liz Phair, Talking Heads, Stray Cats, Jesus and Mary Chain, Sugar, Steve Diggle, The Alarm, BoDeans, Sundays, Underworld, Interpol, Twink, Ms. Moonshine, Wisteriax, Sob Sisters, Gein and the Graverobbers, Beat Circus, Ghouls Night Out, Turkish Queen, Dresden Dolls, Humanwine, The Flying Woigowahs, Leah Callahan, Humanwine, Steamy Bohemians, Scott Bishop, Ray Mason, Dick Dale, Parliament-Funkadelic, Frank Sinatra, Cole Porter, Johnny Cash, Julie London, Miles, Bird, Monk, Coletrane, Ray, Art Blakey, Artie Shaw, Mingus, Chet Baker, Dizzy, Louis, Ella, Count Basie, Duke Ellington, Wynton, Branford, Pink Martini, Either Orchestra, George Gershwin, Antonin Dvorak, Aaron Copland, Yo Yo Ma, Classical, Boston Pops, Boston Symphony Orchestra.

Movies:

Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Star Wars, Diva, Subway, Gregory's Girl, Local Hero, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Seven Samurai, The Big Sleep, The Third Man, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Slap Shot, Susperia, Valley Girl, Princess Bride, LOTR, Harry Potter, Blade Runner, 5th Element, City of Lost Children, most Tim Burton movies, The Incredibles, Grosse Pointe Blank, Snatch, Dr. Strangelove, Akira, Blues Brothers, Sixteen Candles, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Match Point, The Mysterious Geographic Explorations of Jasper Morello, The Valet

Television:

Well, right now I only have basic broadcast cable, so my options, not to mention my time, are limited; however, if I did have time and channels, I'd be watching: NHL Playoffs, Versus (for the Giro de Italia, the Tour de France and the NHL), The Daily Show, South Park, Simpsons, Family Guy, Powerpuff Girls, Ren and Stimpy, Fawlty Towers, Monty Python, Black Adder, The Young Ones, and Battlestar Galactica - provided that the NHL playoffs aren't on.

Books:

Dashiell Hammett, Edgar Rice Burroughs, Raymond Chandler, James Bond: 007, H2G2, Harry Potter, The Princess Bride, LOTR, Sherlock Holmes, It's Not About The Bike, Lemony Snicket, Joe R. Lansdale, The Hungry Thing, Hello Rock, Calvin and Hobbes, Comics

Heroes:

My Dad. Patriots of the American Revolution. Those who stand up to injustice and corrupt power. Lance Armstrong, and, anyone else who's kicked f@#$%^n' cancer's ass.

My Blog

Red Sox Nation Unite! Don’t Sign A-Rod

Are you a true Red Sox fan? If so, surf on over to DontSignARod.com and add your name to the petition that urges Red Sox ownership and management t...
Posted by Corporate Satan on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 11:39:00 PST

The Death of Me

With the recent return to school (and my neighborhood) of all of the long-legged, toned, tanned, and scantily-clad Boston College co-eds, the distraction level on the street has once again peaked. (Oh...
Posted by Corporate Satan on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 07:26:00 PST

Missing the MySpace boat

You know the feeling you get in your gut when you see an elderly parent or grandparent do or say something that just paints them as "old and out of touch"? You cringe (internally or externally) and we...
Posted by Corporate Satan on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 07:05:00 PST

Here we go again

It's late, and I'm a bit rushed, so please excuse the brevity and directness...Got the word that the cancer in my tongue is back, just about three years after wrapping up treatment for the first time....
Posted by Corporate Satan on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 10:32:00 PST

Top of the Pops

Haven't done this in a bit, so here's a recap on the Top 16 by theme...yes, doing themes again, by popular demand. First up, "The Eyes Have It." Thanks to Kim for that theme idea. Ondine, Kim, Karen, ...
Posted by Corporate Satan on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 05:29:00 PST

Well dressed, and someplace to go

Can I just say how nice it is to be able to get dressed up, dine out, al fresco, drink well, meet interesting people and smooch a cute gal? Honest, it's very nice. Oh, and of course biking in the suns...
Posted by Corporate Satan on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 09:48:00 PST

Cool, unique band alert

Hiya. Just got clued in about a cool, young indie band, The Wrong Trousers. You can also check out some video clips of the band on the Lycos MIX that I made.Ah, youth. Ah, rock and roll. Two great tas...
Posted by Corporate Satan on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 05:24:00 PST

Hahahahaha, Perrrrrrfect!

You are The DevilMateriality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.Perhaps the most misunderstood of al...
Posted by Corporate Satan on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 07:40:00 PST

New theme: Vividness

Well, the cold, gray days of winter have dissolved into the cold, wet, gray days of spring...for this weekend, at least. However, it has been quite lovely and colorful in the neighborhood, as well as ...
Posted by Corporate Satan on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 07:41:00 PST

Despite the rain, it's a good day

Realizing that I must share the stage today with a few others, here's a brief list of other notables born on May 19:Malcolm X, in honor of whom, Jen and I had dessert at the Parker House, where he use...
Posted by Corporate Satan on Sat, 19 May 2007 07:05:00 PST