Guitar, Snowboarding, Skateboarding, Surfing, Im gay
Quotes That Johnny O Approves of
(July 2005 - May 2006)
“That’d be cool if you could do a ‘clap on, clap off’ thing with your pantsâ€
-Lindy 7/23/05
“â€Don’t get all up in her mix!â€
-Beautiful 7/27/05
“I bet Napolean Dynamite’s sperm goes for millions on the internetâ€
-Darla 7/28/05
“PRC? Private Reading Crotch?â€
-Darla 7/28/05
“If you bring your guitar into the lunchroom you’re totally gonna end up eating it!â€
-Johnny O 7/31/05
“Trent, what does your sister taste like?â€
-Ester 8/5/05
“Seriously, who isn’t the kind of guy who would be like “Hi, my name’s Busy,†“Ha ha are you busy right now?â€
-Dante 8/5/05
“Dude! I would kick that guy in the crotch. Then I’d punch him in the freakin’ crotch!â€
-Dan M 8/10/05
“I feel like a Pillsberry Doughboyâ€
-Jimmy C 9/11/05
“My sauce is an honor student at Taco Bell Middle Schoolâ€
-Jimmy C 9/11/05
“I think you’d get attached to whoever’s in your tummyâ€
-Paloma 10/6/05
“You and me are gonna get together after this and drink milkâ€
-Jeff Utu 10/19/05
“Yeah, we could have a sleepover and do things only girls can do!â€
“Like put our ankles behind our ears!â€
-Johnny O and Jimmy C 10/21/05
“Choices define who you areâ€
“Not like if you make a choice about what you’re gonna eat for lunchâ€
“Yeah it would if you decided to eat poison or somethingâ€
-Dusty, Alex, and George 10/22/05
“That sounded like words but really it was just a long coughâ€
-James Evans 11/6/05
“Es hecka mean!â€
-My Spanish teacher 11/9/05
“I’ve had a fork on my wrist since like 4th gradeâ€
-John L 11/10/05
“I could get a double double so easy in the NBAâ€
“I could get a double double at In-n-outâ€
-Johnny O and Zach 11/27/05
“As long as you pay them and mail it in they won’t come and kill your hampstersâ€
-Susie 11/30/05
“No senor, I was just trying to hit another senorâ€
-Kevin 12/9/05
“We could hang all the freshman out the back of your car on strings and put up a ‘just married’ signâ€
-David M 12/12/05
“I wasn’t going to just sit in here and stand aroundâ€
-Dan M 12/28/05
“That’s not fair! Ester’s played this already, she can’t play! Oh, wait, Ester’s on my team!â€
- Mark R 1/2/06
“Can myself top yourself off?â€
-Laura 1/7/06
“That’s what your mom said last night!â€
“Aw, all my mom said is, ‘You’re late!’â€
-David M and John K 1/16/06
“Attention staff, we are looking for a student with a wet white t-shirt, femaleâ€
-Mr. Zito 1/19/06
“That was really made senseâ€
-Ryan 1/22/06
“Bad Karma. You’re going to be an STD in your next life.â€
-Evan K 1/26/06
“Dude, someone’s gonna gave to marry that girl. Ew.†(Looking at ugly girl in skimpy clothing)
“No man, she’s gonna have hecka catsâ€
-Jimmy C and David C 2/3/06
“I can do that, I’m not blond and it’s not rocket surgeryâ€
-Sasha 2/9/06
“How do we find the hole?â€
“Oh, you won’t be finding any holes tonight.â€
-Math student and Ms. Trent 2/24/06
“Remember when I had to rub my cleavage with a metal brush?â€
-Random Castalella girl 3/1/06
“Who’s Amy?â€
“Mitch’s bitchâ€
“Ooo is she single?â€
-Jimmy C and Julia 3/22/06
“Barbeque sauce! Don’t forget to get barbeque sauce! Johnny, barbeque sauce!â€
“Ok, but what do you want to drink?â€
“Barbeque sauce!â€
-Kevin and Johnny O 3/25/06
“Oh I guess you can’t buy guns in Menlo Park. You can get plenty of rugs though.â€
-James 3/29/06
“For my sense of wonder project, I’m gonna do ‘why is Conrad Leugers so short?’"
“Save some rooom for dessert, David.â€
“No, I’m so hungry I could eat a Conrad Leugers right now.â€
-David M and Melissa 4/6/06
“Stop playing emo guitar, you’re gonna make my ears bleed!â€
“Or your wristsâ€
-Claire M and David M 4/8/06
[Jimmy pushes Joey over]
“Wow, you’re powerful.â€
“Thanks dude, I’m a V-8.â€
-Joey Hallock and Jimmy Cappels 4/12/06
“Hey dude, I think cops should have vending machines in their cars, so when they come hassle people at the skatepark I could go get a monster.â€
“Uh.... why?â€
“I’m hella thirsty!â€
-John K and Johnny O 5/2/06
“I was born at a very young age.â€
-Jimmy C 5/10/06
“Not to be rude sir, but you’re quite disproportional.â€
-John K
“Ugh! My seatbelt is having on crack!â€
-Haley 5/21/06
Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Weezer, Pink Floyd, Modest Mouse, ACDC, Jack Johnson, Eric Clapton, The Who Im gay
Endless Summer, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Wayne's World, Experience Hendrix, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Ferris Bueler's Day Off
You Should Be a Musician
You have a rare combinations of talents: an ear for music, nimble fingers, and the willpower to practice.
You could master almost any instrument you choose to play (if you haven't already!)
What Sort of Artist Should You Be?
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal."
What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Page