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Johnny O

I miss walking....

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: John
Birthday: Feb. 2nd
Birthplace: Simi Valley
Current Location: Menlo Park
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Light Brown
Height: Really Tall
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: White
The Shoes You Wore Today: Didn't wear shoes
Your Weakness: Quizno's
Your Fears: Zito
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Lay an egg
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol and hott
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh I was dreaming
Your Best Physical Feature: Penis
Your Bedtime: 11ish usually
Your Most Missed Memory: Chicago
Pepsi or Coke: Root Beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: In n' out
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Uh.... neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: I don't do drugs
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Only if something very heavy lands on me.
Do you Sing: Only when I'm playing the trippy song
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: What is love? Baby don't hurt me.
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Believe in who?
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: That's a trick question
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Yeah, most of 'em
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Actually yeah... Costa Rica
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: No but in fifth grade I got in a fight with this kid named Seina, and he hit me on top of the head, then I hit him in the ear, then he grabbed my shirt and ripped it off my body. We stopped after that.
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: What kind of a question is that? "Oh, I want to die in the most painful way possible!" I want to die in my sleep.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Older
What country would you most like to Visit: South Africa
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long (A girl with short hair is like a guy with a ponytail)
Height: average height
Weight: not fat is good
Best Clothing Style: Dereliche
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: not many
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Does anyone actually count those? "Aw man, I was just mean to that dude. That is the 5473rd thing in my life that I regret."
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My Interests

Guitar, Snowboarding, Skateboarding, Surfing, Im gay

I'd like to meet:



Quotes That Johnny O Approves of (July 2005 - May 2006)

“That’d be cool if you could do a ‘clap on, clap off’ thing with your pants”
-Lindy 7/23/05

“”Don’t get all up in her mix!”
-Beautiful 7/27/05

“I bet Napolean Dynamite’s sperm goes for millions on the internet”
-Darla 7/28/05

“PRC? Private Reading Crotch?”
-Darla 7/28/05

“If you bring your guitar into the lunchroom you’re totally gonna end up eating it!”
-Johnny O 7/31/05

“Trent, what does your sister taste like?”
-Ester 8/5/05

“Seriously, who isn’t the kind of guy who would be like “Hi, my name’s Busy,” “Ha ha are you busy right now?”
-Dante 8/5/05

“Dude! I would kick that guy in the crotch. Then I’d punch him in the freakin’ crotch!”
-Dan M 8/10/05

“I feel like a Pillsberry Doughboy”
-Jimmy C 9/11/05

“My sauce is an honor student at Taco Bell Middle School”
-Jimmy C 9/11/05

“I think you’d get attached to whoever’s in your tummy”
-Paloma 10/6/05

“You and me are gonna get together after this and drink milk”
-Jeff Utu 10/19/05

“Yeah, we could have a sleepover and do things only girls can do!”
“Like put our ankles behind our ears!”
-Johnny O and Jimmy C 10/21/05

“Choices define who you are”
“Not like if you make a choice about what you’re gonna eat for lunch”
“Yeah it would if you decided to eat poison or something”

-Dusty, Alex, and George 10/22/05

“That sounded like words but really it was just a long cough”
-James Evans 11/6/05

“Es hecka mean!”
-My Spanish teacher 11/9/05

“I’ve had a fork on my wrist since like 4th grade”
-John L 11/10/05

“I could get a double double so easy in the NBA”
“I could get a double double at In-n-out”
-Johnny O and Zach 11/27/05

“As long as you pay them and mail it in they won’t come and kill your hampsters”
-Susie 11/30/05

“No senor, I was just trying to hit another senor”
-Kevin 12/9/05

“We could hang all the freshman out the back of your car on strings and put up a ‘just married’ sign”
-David M 12/12/05

“I wasn’t going to just sit in here and stand around”
-Dan M 12/28/05

“That’s not fair! Ester’s played this already, she can’t play! Oh, wait, Ester’s on my team!”
- Mark R 1/2/06

“Can myself top yourself off?”
-Laura 1/7/06

“That’s what your mom said last night!”
“Aw, all my mom said is, ‘You’re late!’”
-David M and John K 1/16/06

“Attention staff, we are looking for a student with a wet white t-shirt, female”
-Mr. Zito 1/19/06

“That was really made sense”
-Ryan 1/22/06

“Bad Karma. You’re going to be an STD in your next life.”
-Evan K 1/26/06

“Dude, someone’s gonna gave to marry that girl. Ew.” (Looking at ugly girl in skimpy clothing)
“No man, she’s gonna have hecka cats”
-Jimmy C and David C 2/3/06

“I can do that, I’m not blond and it’s not rocket surgery”
-Sasha 2/9/06

“How do we find the hole?”
“Oh, you won’t be finding any holes tonight.”
-Math student and Ms. Trent 2/24/06

“Remember when I had to rub my cleavage with a metal brush?”
-Random Castalella girl 3/1/06

“Who’s Amy?”
“Mitch’s bitch”
“Ooo is she single?”
-Jimmy C and Julia 3/22/06

“Barbeque sauce! Don’t forget to get barbeque sauce! Johnny, barbeque sauce!”
“Ok, but what do you want to drink?”
“Barbeque sauce!”
-Kevin and Johnny O 3/25/06

“Oh I guess you can’t buy guns in Menlo Park. You can get plenty of rugs though.”
-James 3/29/06

“For my sense of wonder project, I’m gonna do ‘why is Conrad Leugers so short?’"
“Save some rooom for dessert, David.”
“No, I’m so hungry I could eat a Conrad Leugers right now.”
-David M and Melissa 4/6/06

“Stop playing emo guitar, you’re gonna make my ears bleed!”
“Or your wrists”
-Claire M and David M 4/8/06

[Jimmy pushes Joey over]
“Wow, you’re powerful.”
“Thanks dude, I’m a V-8.”
-Joey Hallock and Jimmy Cappels 4/12/06

“Hey dude, I think cops should have vending machines in their cars, so when they come hassle people at the skatepark I could go get a monster.”
“Uh.... why?”
“I’m hella thirsty!”
-John K and Johnny O 5/2/06

“I was born at a very young age.”
-Jimmy C 5/10/06

“Not to be rude sir, but you’re quite disproportional.”
-John K

“Ugh! My seatbelt is having on crack!”
-Haley 5/21/06

Music:

Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Weezer, Pink Floyd, Modest Mouse, ACDC, Jack Johnson, Eric Clapton, The Who Im gay

Movies:

Endless Summer, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Wayne's World, Experience Hendrix, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Ferris Bueler's Day Off

Television:


You Should Be a Musician
You have a rare combinations of talents: an ear for music, nimble fingers, and the willpower to practice.
You could master almost any instrument you choose to play (if you haven't already!) What Sort of Artist Should You Be?

Books:


Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

Heroes:

Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Page