hello. my name is chris. no its not. what should i write? is this for chris? yarh...with a silent h. am i a pirate? no. i just like to say yarh. hold on. i need to pee. o my gosh that took longer than i thought...marty was in there. now what? dont put anything sexual on there. dude. thats what she said to marty. jake say something. purple. then i want to kill you now. its a love hate relationship. you shoot me in random places and i have to fall. sigh. yarh. mmmk. i cant wait to get blenders. i miss marty. french toast. i think it should end right there. marty, you are obsessed.......with me.
