So, you're obviously the big dick, and that on either side of you are your balls. There are two types of balls: There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls. Now dicks have drive and clarity of vision……but they’re not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy……and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you’ve got your parties muddled up. There’s no pussy here….. just a dose that’ll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick…..you’re having second thoughts. You’re shrinking. And your two little balls are shrinking with you. The fact that you’ve got “Replica†written down the side of your gun…….and the fact that I’ve got “Desert Eagle .50†…written on the side of mine….should precipitate……your balls into shrinking along with your presence. Now…..fuck off. -Bullet Tooth Tony- (Snatch)"For each day of war is a failure for man, enslaved to her mordial genes. Illusions bleed from their fetid cores, bent to their rotten extremes." -Anders Friden (In Flames)- - "You think you stand above the rest? But nothing will save you, there is no escape. What you destroy will affect the world. You're as deep in the shit as everyone else. Who will come to save you when the end is near? Your money won't buy you air to breath Maybe it's time to stop and think? Realize - it's our responsibility..." -Mieszko Talarczyk (Nasum)-"When aspirations are squashed When life's chances are lost When all hope is gone When expectations are quashed When self esteem is lost When ambition is mourned ...All you need is hate" -Jeff Walker (Carcass)-"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything." -Friedrich Nietzshe-"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness." -Friedrich Nietzshe- ..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
MySpace Survey '06
BaSiC InFo
Name: Lord Kazbiel
Birthdate: 9-20-83
Birthplace: Somwhere in Oklahoma
Current Location: Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: Between 5'6 and 5'8
Weight: 140 ibs
What's Your....
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
Ethnicity: Half Italian, quarter german, quarter swiss
Body Type: slim/average
Favorite Food: Sushi
Favorite Drink: Frozen Mocha's, Energy Drings, Sake
Baseball Team: Fuck Baseball
(when) Bedtime: Whenever I can arrange it
Favorite Color(s): black
Favorite Letter: F followed by U
Favorite Number: ..... I guess 7
Candy: none
Favorite Animal: Tiger and Hawk
Favorite Messenger: don't use one
Screename:
Favorite Store: Hastings, Borders
Most Missed Memory: Childhood
Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Overused Phrase: Shit
First Thought Waking Up: just five more minutes
Goal for this year: Make enough money to get through next year.
Weakness: Not too many
Fears: Not sure, probably people
Heritage: Who cares
Longest Relationship: Doesn't matter
School's Name: ...
Favorite TV Show: The Ultimate Fighter, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Naruto
Have You Ever....
Drank: Yes
Smoked: Yes
Dyed Your Hair: No
Shoplifted: Yes
Tried To Do The Splits: Yes
Tried To Do A Backbend: Yes
Tried To Do A Cartwheel: Yes
Tried To Do A Handstand: Yes
Tried To Act Perfect: No
Get A Detention Of Any Kind From Not Doin Anything: Mkay
Skinny Dipped: No
Had Sex: Yes
Kissed/Huged An Opposite Sex: Yes
Kissed/Huged The Same Sex As You: Yep
Been Dumped: Yep
Done Drugs: Yep
Had A Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Yep
Ate Sushi: Fuck Yeah!!! I do reccomend
Loved Someone: No
In A Guy/Gurl....
Fav Eye Color: darker colours
Fav Hair Color: don't care
Short or Long Hair: either one
Height: between 5'0 and 5'10 Don't really care
Weight: Not Huge but some meat's alright, smalls ok too but not totally boney, leave that for me
Looks Or Personality: As long as I can get along with them
Love or Money: Money
Hot Or Cute: either
Drugs and/or Alcohol: prefer none but alcohol if used responisbly
Muscular or Really Skinny: between although I do Like a woman that can kick my ass
Sexy or Shmexy---- lmao!: Psssh fucking Shmexy all the way
Random...: I am pretty random myself
How Do You Want To Die?: Don't really care, just would like to have a Viking/Scottish funeral
What country do you want to Visit: Japan, Italy, Swedan, Thailand, the Neatherlands
Been to the Mall Lately: Yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yep
Shower Daily: and more
Do you Sing: not well
Want to go to College: We shall see
Current...
Clothes: Shirts: Skater, Bands, Dress. Pants: Bullhead, Carbon, Chinos, Dickies, Cargos. Hats: Beanies, I don't know if caps work for me.
Shoes: Circa, Airwalk, pretty much any skater shoe and boots
Make-Up: None
Hair Do: Not much
Phone: Cell
Phone Number: 1-800 Go Fuck Yourself
Location: Somwhere in Oklahoma City
Weather: Nice and dark
Website(s): Doesn't matter
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Which Horror Movie Killer Are You?
Chucky
Your Chucky, the mischevious one of the bunch. You are very determined and open-mided. What you want your gauranteed to get it. You dont kill to kill your more strategic and have a purpose. You use anything you can to get the job done. Good for you!
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Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?
Raphael
You can be considered the 'dark one' of your family. You're a hot-head, face it. Or...the 'Realist' some may say. It's a dog-eat-dog world, you're a pretty big dog. You normally lay low until some one gets up your back. You're anti-social and short-tempered...and you're not big on admitting it! But, even though you can act kinda rude and not-there, you're a rather large teddy bear on the inside when it comes to the ones you love...in danger. You hate being called a, 'softy' and you're always ready to 'bring it'.
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What Song Will They Play At Your Funeral? ((PIX!!))
My Way by Frank Sinatra
You've always done everything your way regardless of consequences. People love and respect you because you're talented and probably beautiful (atleast you know you are). People also hate you for these reasons too. But the turn out for your funeral is enormous because you were a larger than life personality, and no one can imagine the world without you. In other words, you are the balls.
What's Your Inner Beast? [pics]
The Werewolf:
The Werewolf is the symbol for Spiritual Paths. You have the soul of a wolf inside you, which makes you warm and caring to those you love.
Strengths: Protection is a number one priority, and therefore you always gaurd the ones you love and keep tight bonds with your pack mates. Loyalty is strong within yourself, and you also expect it from the ones who are close to you.
Flip Side: Even though you care for those you love deeply, if they betray you, anger races through your veins. The Werewolf, despite it's warm fun-loving personality, can also stand up for itself if need be. You would have no problem hiding your anger if something sets you off balance.
Congratulations! You have a Werewolf inside!
pic (c) Christy Grandjean aka GoldenWolfen
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