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Julia

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About Me

"I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt...I can't compete with that stuff." - Moe Szyslak
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who remind me that life doesn't have to be so serious all of the time...And for the love of all things that are mythically beautiful...Josh Holloway.

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Books:

Brave New World, Catcher in the Rye, Dress Your Family in Cordouroy and Denim

Heroes:

My dad and my baby niece

My Blog

Ive Been Womacked.

I know I shouldn't watch something like 'The Bachelor.'  A bunch of women served up to some guy so they can be picked off like the bad parts of Thanksgiving turkey.  But I watched it this season for t...
Posted by Julia on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 01:01:00 PST

When Did The Baldwins Become So Bloated?

Seriously, where does this James Spader disease come from? Its like, they're not fat, but as if they have literally been revived after having been dead and decomposing for about 64 hours. The face t...
Posted by Julia on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 10:35:00 PST

It’s Goolia bitch

I finally have a home computer again. In fact, I think I am madly in love with my new Mac laptop. And not because I used to have a crush on that dork in the Mac commercials. Well, maybe a little be...
Posted by Julia on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 09:29:00 PST

Dirty Sexy Living Dead

When Nate Fisher passed away on 'Six Feet Under', it was perhaps one of the most disheartening moments in television history.  Nate was the patriarch, the resistant hero, the hottie with a heart ...
Posted by Julia on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 12:06:00 PST

I Scream You Scream We All Scream

Growing up in a little suburb in Ohio, the jolly tune of the ice cream truck was the cue to jump up and down, give your parents' the puppy dog eyes, score some cash from the suckers, and joyously dash...
Posted by Julia on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:12:00 PST

Don't Be So Quick to Walk Away

I always thought Ryan Reynolds was funny.  He's like that hot guy that you have a crush on not because he's hot, but because he's goofy AND hot.  So yeah, it was cool when my friends and I s...
Posted by Julia on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 03:32:00 PST

Line Dancing

Why is it whenever you are waiting in a line to get into a club EVERYONE around you is bitching how they NEVER wait to get into a club.  Like they have to publicly announce that it is completely ...
Posted by Julia on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 12:23:00 PST

Jack in the Box...in a Box

So, the first 13 minutes of "24" kicks ass.  Seriously.  It begins with the ominous voice warning me "Viewweeerr Discretion Adviiiissed."  When I hear that shit I know the show I'm abou...
Posted by Julia on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 09:07:00 PST

Julie Andrews is so jealous right now.

Can I just say a quick thank you to the platinum blonde queen who is Gwen Stefani?  Pure genius to mishmash a song from "The Sound of Music" with your cooing vocals and coked up dance beats....
Posted by Julia on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 10:04:00 PST

Bridezillas of Chucky.

I've been violated.  Like seriously, I am so not a prude&but oh my god.  On network television before the 9:00 hour I just watched rough-around-the-edges practically porn stars writhe around...
Posted by Julia on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:09:00 PST