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-Jme-

The psychology of the slap.

About Me

chat me up.. i am nice... i swear... =P
It says on your chart you're fucked up, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.
" I love bitches cause their so delicious! gotta go bitchin" - Shiny
You got watch Sin City, the anime show, it's got the best rape scenes... oh yeah and other than that it's a great anime too... - yeah thanks Rob.
"I like being kept in the dark myself. You know, like mushrooms: Keep 'em in the dark and feed 'em shit. See, I think that's an enjoyable vegetable to be." -Christian Bale
Frank watch yo wings man! Jasmine goin' kill you!!!
KOREAN PENS!! What color are they? KOREAN!
Ah Ha! I challenge you to SEX!
I don't like outside. there's bugs and dirt. and people can see you. i don't like people seeing me. - Grendal 45% ..tr
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"Tell them I said something." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.comif you get past the first 30 seconds the rest of the video is great. =DLook

My Interests

Enjoying life and whatever that may entail.. just ask..

I'd like to meet:



people who can make me chuckle and brighten my day.

all else can fuck off.

True story. Lady walks into a KFC in the south.
"Can i get a family bucket of fried chicken?"
"Is that for here or to go?"
"Bis'cuse me muthafucka?!? Do i look like i could eat a whole bucket of fried chicken by myself?!?"
"Bitch i don't know your life."

- hahah thanks Bob

so i read that "Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them." ha. wow. yeah funny how a simple statement can bring the past back to you in an instant. so perfect, yet so bad. but i'd like to meet him again. perhaps to see his imperfections.

Music:

Hard House, D&B, Epic Trance, Alternative, Rock:Jon Bishop, Blank&Jones, Donald Glaude, Mindless Self Indulgence, Gabby Lala, FMF, Hixxy, Infected Mushroom, Panic! At the Disco, Fall Out Boy, Mad Caddies, Journey, Bob Marley.Linkin Park, Voodoo & Serano, Ian Van Dahl, Lasgo, Warp Brothers, Story of the Year, Matchbox Twenty, Queen, The Killers.. many more to come too lazy right now

Movies:

Alice in Wonderland (1985 tv version), Footloose, G. I. Jane, Boondock Saints, American History X, Rounders, Solarbabies, Super Troopers, Stand By Me, Necessary Roughness, Blue Collar Comedy Tour (1 & 2), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Sleepers, Spaceballs, Equilibrium, Die Hard with a Vengence, Groove, Kids, The Notebook, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, Robots, Basic, Blood In Blood Out, La Bamba, Real Genius, Top Gun, Trick, Salton Sea, Spun, Gothika, Billy Elliot, Once Upon a Time in China (1- 6), Red Lantern..

Television:

Law & Order Series, CSI Series, Intervention, Crossing Jordan, Family Guy, Futurama, Simpsons, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Monster House, Monster Garage, Mythbusters

Books:

Count of Monte Christo, Harry Potter Series, Hitchhiker's Guide Series, Blue Day Book, Angels & Demons.

Heroes:

My Family, Mom, Dad, and Sister... They all persevere through the toughest times with such grace, live each day to the fullest, and can make me laugh until i have to pee my pants... My grandmothers on both sides... i respect and admire those that have come before me and try to teach me everything they know, even though they are crazy old women that dance to their own beat, no matter how offbeat it may be...

My Blog

Good talks...

with good friends can always brighten a day.peace.
Posted by -Jme- on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 07:30:00 PST

18 year olds are the future

inspired by Brian.so i just read the most thought out and well written essay and this is the quote that came to mind:President Camacho: Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullsh...
Posted by -Jme- on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 01:43:00 PST

OMG Jon fucking Bishop

i love him.i may just make a trip down to SD to hear him spin again.although it is house that he is going to spin, but undoubtedly he'll spin some hard house, which will make me happy. =Dbut still thi...
Posted by -Jme- on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 07:06:00 PST

i had a thought today...

yeah just one..Pi'm happy.work is good.friends are good.my life is good.i'm doing what i want.being entertained.learning new things everyday.being exposed to new interests constantly.i was driving hom...
Posted by -Jme- on Fri, 04 May 2007 09:42:00 PST

DAMN HE'S HOT!!

yeah that's all i had to say.sorry to those who thought this would be an actual blog.it's not.i just wanted to scream somewhere that HE IS FUCKING HOT!!*fans self*yeah... oh my god...*faints*...
Posted by -Jme- on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:09:00 PST

glad i didn't go to SF

so finding out things right now that i know would have pissesd me off if i were in SF right now...i really want to tell them that they are totally lame as they completely shit on a friend, who is a to...
Posted by -Jme- on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 07:00:00 PST

Soccer is fun.

especially when people yell at you and tell you you are doing badly on a nearly constant basis. i decided to join in on the fun... i started with directing people to do back flips.... while rawrin...
Posted by -Jme- on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:51:00 PST

well...

i haven't made a blog in a while so....blog blog blogbloggity blog blogbloggity blog blarg...(oh man, just puked in my mouth a little)hahah.can you tell i am bored?i just leveled up my char in WoWand ...
Posted by -Jme- on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 11:25:00 PST

you know what i want?

i want....to bitch.my leg to stop hurting (stupid bitch at soccer kneed my inner thigh. fucking hurts).a guy that doesn't suck (in the bad way mind you).to shower.to go to sleep.to get out this weeken...
Posted by -Jme- on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:55:00 PST

ah happy...

man, this trip to Colorado was just what i needed.i feel so refreshed and energized and really just want to get out and do things.i am content. and that is nice.not all is perfect, but close enough fo...
Posted by -Jme- on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:24:00 PST