...it isn't like I'll be gone long |
Some of you already know this, as I've done my best to tell as many of you in person as I could, but for those of you who haven't heard, I have some pret-ty cool news:
I'M MOVING TO LONDON IN SEPTEMBE...
Posted by Courtney! on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:28:00 PST |
dang. |
got yer boxcuttergot yer staregot yer fistas'you pull on my hairgot yer whiskeygot yer bluntgot yer half-smileas'you call me a cunt...
Posted by Courtney! on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:54:00 PST |
Need help? |
um...this is pretty much the funniest thing i've seen all week.
MapQuest Helps You Find The Clitoris
Maneuvers
Distance
1:
Start out going SOUTH on the NECK towards CLEAVAGE.
...
Posted by Courtney! on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 12:01:00 PST |
Sold! |
From USA Today:
San Francisco-area couple calls for global orgasm for peace
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) Two peace activists have planned a massive anti-war demonstration for the first day of wi...
Posted by Courtney! on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 12:56:00 PST |
english lit? more like english CL-- |
1. Do you have any big plans for November?Well, I'm going to visit my brother in Dublin for a week. I'd say that's pretty big. And awesome!2. What upcoming event are you most looking forward to?Other ...
Posted by Courtney! on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 09:45:00 PST |
I love you... |
...ice cream!
Let's have a party!...
Posted by Courtney! on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 11:11:00 PST |
Do it |
Guess what, bitches! The fair's almost here!
Deep fried Coca-Cola, you say? Sir, I do believe you've just made yourself a sale.
Who's coming with me?!...
Posted by Courtney! on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:44:00 PST |
Love Letter |
Dear You:
Suck it!
Love,Me...
Posted by Courtney! on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 03:25:00 PST |
Mm-hm, right there |
This is the least lame survey I've seen in a long time, so what the hell, I filled it out. Wasting precious billing time never felt so disturbingly good. Many thanks to you, Mr. Reese...
Posted by Courtney! on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 01:30:00 PST |
Later! |
This weekend I will be in Austin, Texas visting these hot pieces of ass:
Drunk dialings are a possibility. In addition, the more awkward, raunchy, and/or inappropriate comments you leave on my page w...
Posted by Courtney! on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 02:33:00 PST |
