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Napoleon

I Hate Jake

About Me

ephetic.

My Interests

I'm interested in doing things that aren't hard.

I'd like to meet:

Interesting lazy people.

Music:

el ten eleven and this guy

Movies:

..

Books:

OED.

Heroes:


You are Bettie Page
Girl next door with a wild streak
You're a famous beauty - with unique look
And the people like you are cultish about it What Famous Pinup Are You?

My Blog

I hope some day to acheive such a thing.

It is now 9:26am. My roommate has emerged triumphant at the end of a long journey. He has successfully circumnavigated the day: his sleep schedule is so fucked up that it's actually normal again.
Posted by Napoleon on Sat, 19 May 2007 09:29:00 PST

Really?

Really?  You read your friends' blogs?  Do you expect them to be reading yours?
Posted by Napoleon on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 05:48:00 PST

Short people got no reason to live.

At 5.5'ish, I've long been a whiny bitch about my height, but tonight I googled "famous short men" and wiki was there to comfort my pathetic soul.  I learned short people aren't so bad and I coul...
Posted by Napoleon on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 12:19:00 PST

people watching

so, i signed up to browse pics of people i know, and people they know, and so on. it's become a fairly depressing exercize in damn-i'm-ugly. honestly, i'm only looking at the chicks. i ought to compar...
Posted by Napoleon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST