- Questionable heritage. (See: Quakers. Probably.)
- Criminal build.
- Good at throwing rocks. (See: The water, the ground.)
- Made out of wood/have a beak.
- Slight speech impediment. (See: lisp.)
- Dogs. (See: Medium to gigantic dogs. No annoying smalls.)
- Love of concise, unordered information. (See: this list.)
