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D.S. Clark

dylanhatesyou

About Me

Hello! I really hope you're having a good day. My name is Dylan, I am this young man who lives in Worcester, MA. I am trying to have as many nice (mis)adventures as possible. I am trying to propagate good feelings in this universe. I have learned from mistakes. I want to be a good person. If I call someone "brother," or "sister," I am not being ironical or facetious. Seriously. I'm concentrating on spending my precious time(all we have is a little bit of time, right?) on being honest and being true to myself and others...at one point I very much wanted to run away to Alaska, but part of me argued that hiding solves nothing. I agree with that position now. Myspace is so self-indulgent, isn't it? Let's go bake some cookies or fly a kite. Life rules. See you in the pit(pit?).
Fun facts:
My name is Dylan Clark.
I love you and I miss you dearly.
I am a male.
I play drums in a couple of bands, and I'll play in your band too, all you have to do is ask.
I believe in egalitarianism, cosmopolitanism, indeterminism, and altruism.
I firmly reject hipsterism.
I am a vegan.
I still wear socks'n'sandals.
I love making wild plans. I love following through on them even more!
I suspect I have dyslexia.
I'm a huge sucker for a back-scratch.
I wish it was snowing right now.
I prefer oatmeal-raisin cookies.
I have never gotten into a fight.
I love the loud snap it makes when a carrot is bitten into.
I brush my teeth after every meal.
I smile, nod, and bite my tongue whenever anyone makes the assertion that "everything happens for a reason."
I am sortof a big huge nerd.
I might just give you a noogie.
I like fall more than summer.
I like winter more than spring.
I spice up my vocabulary with the adverb "wicked."
I drink at least two liters of water per day.
I do not believe in ghosts.
I love high-fives, both giving and receiving.
I will give you a killer massage, if you're sore.
I swoon for historical references!
I love my mom and dad.
I don't think I'm too cool for myspace.
Let's go swimming?
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My Interests

Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg, music, veganism, life in general, enthusiasm, books-haha!, bodysurfing!, geography, 3/4 time, something minty on my sock, people who know the previous reference, bad art, Eskimo kisses, ridiculous roadtrips, hide & go seek, tambourines, instant christmas, Mario Kart after a big meal, Google Earth and its inherent creepiness, Pequots, jabbering on like a monkey in a tree, black liquorice, snuggling with my favorite atlas, nude beaches, beaches in general, beaches in the winter in particular, noogies, deploying my crossbow, canoes, bridges, Motown dance parties, cute boys, YTMND.com, salt blocks, feedback(positive, negative, or amp), Rampage World Tour, Clam Digging World Tour, ice-related accidents and Africans, New England, holocaust denial denial, falling asleep at the wheel, Wikipedia, awkward but delicious sandwhiches, Risk: the Game of Global Domination, Paradoxburgers, navigable rivers, expanding my mind through illicit drug-use, mad libs, bike riding, postmodern dilemmas and/or air guitar, climbing trees, suicide-bombing, smashing imperialism in my Rav4, staying up way too late, waking up way too early, salt water, mapquest

I'd like to meet:

You. Keep in mind, however, more often than ever before am I enjoying the company of plants, buildings, roads, water, books, automobiles, airplanes, boats, birds, cows, dogs, and cats more than my peers. But everyone deserves a chance(or two, three?)!
Additionally, I am rather interested in meeting those who enjoy setting Christmas trees out to sea, swimming in January, camping and riding bikes, or who want to go to Europe with me this winter(mid-december, dudes)! Seriously! Also, if I could play in a dozen different bands, I would. Get in touch. My "AIM" is safetyclark.

Music:

You, our friends, Motown, Herb Tent, Fugazi, Jethro Tull, Miniband, Tiger Saw, Deer Tick, The Microphones, Mt. Eerie, Dinosaur Jr, Nat Baldwin, Small Sur, Sonic Youth, The Beatles, Jonathan Richman/Modern Lovers, Frank Willow, Sammy Davis Jr, Quiet Bears, Smashing Pumpkins, Great Lake Swimmers, Bob Dylan, Nire, The Weakerthans, Ritchie Valens, Ted Leo/Pharmacists, The Who, Brian Setzer, Galaxie 500, Motel Matches, Jolie Holland, Bruce Springsteen, Mountain Goats, Iris Dement, Big D and the Kids Table, Jason Anderson, The Accident That Led me to the World, Otis Redding, Buck Owens, Cuff the Duke, Beach Boys, Strand of Oaks, Our Lady of Bells, Old Scratch Revival Singers, The Temptations, Feist, Quasi, Clinic, Simon &; Garfunkle, Public Enemy, Grandaddy, Minutemen, Radiohead, The Evens, Calumet-Hecla, Beck, Neil Young, Pinback, Maritime, J Mascis, Elliott Smith, Dead Kennedys, Cocorosie, Beirut, Regina Spektor, Matt Boyle, Buddy Rich Big Band, James Hunter, Seekonk, Portable Folk Band, John Frusciante, Badly Drawn Boy, Little Wings, Thanksgiving, Casey Dienel, Windmill [Music], Husker Du, EELS, Piebald, Five Iron Frenzy, Sunny Day Real Estate, Dangerously Happy, Captain #1, The Blow, Neutral Milk Hotel, Kervin, Will Oldham, Creedence Clearwater Revival, State Radio, Promise Ring, Will Brierly and the Roller Holsters, Victory at Sea, Bicycles and Gravel, Modest Mouse, Brown Bird, The Hollies, Sparrows Swarm and Sing, Dick Dale, The Inappropriate, Commas, Fort Orange, and etc.

Movies:

"This is SPARTAAAAAAAA!"

Television:

proudly N/A.

Books:

Our Band Could Be Your Life, Count of Monty Cristo, Maus I&II, Calvin & Hobbes, Animal Farm, 1984, Wealth of Nations, Anatomy of Fascism, Through Our Enemies' Eyes, Arms for Spain, Pickles the Fire Cat, After the Revolution(Profiles of Early American Culture), The Anti-Federalists, They Call Me Boober Fraggle, The Radicalism of the American Revolution, Punk Farm, The Most Dangerous Man in America, The Passionate War, National Geographic World Atlas (8th Edition, bitch!)

Heroes:

Thomas Jefferson. John Locke. Benjamin Franklin. William Pitt the Elder. Thomas Paine. Alexis de Tocqueville. Noah Webster. Boone & Watt. Fugazi. Steve Irwin. My parents. And of course, Bartholomew Gosnold.

My Blog

november 2007 / what the heck am I up to?

Okay, the weather is getting colder, but the ol' heart is staying as warm as ever....maybe even getting warmer. I know at the very least that my blood is flowing ever faster in the anticipation of thu...
Posted by D.S. Clark on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 08:46:00 PST

a fun sunday

Cloudy Sunday morning? What better time than to go for an adventure!Jac* and I set off for the Cape, homemade apple pi in tow.  What are we going to do when we get there? Why, look for a hil...
Posted by D.S. Clark on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 07:55:00 PST

october 2007

So, autumn has officially arrived and I couldn't be more thoroughly stoked about it. Sweatshirts have been taken out of the closet and the socks have finally been reunited with my sandals. The leaves ...
Posted by D.S. Clark on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 08:59:00 PST

A song of note, and a nice memory.

Tiger Saw - "Light Green Leaves"Back in June, Dylan, Erik, Tim, Heather, and myself arranged this nice little Little Wings cover for the K Records birthday comp at Tim's house in Wilkes-Barre, PA...
Posted by D.S. Clark on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 08:12:00 PST

delicious foodz

Animals used for food production account for 97% of all animals killed in US slaughterhouses, labs, pounds, and open spaces. Although they are capable of experiencing most feelings that we and our bel...
Posted by D.S. Clark on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 09:58:00 PST

september 2007

So August is nearing an end. I had a great time. This has been one of the best summers of my life, truth be told! September also holds much promise, however! Spencer Fair, StART on the Street, a ...
Posted by D.S. Clark on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 08:22:00 PST

a quick thought.

Do you know those times, when you are driving in your car and you are so in love with the CD in the player that you can't help from relistening to the songs? You skip back and forth  so much that...
Posted by D.S. Clark on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 10:41:00 PST

august 2007.

So, this summer has been going swimmingly thus far. In August, I plan on going up to Monhegan Island, ME for a weekend. Maybe I'll post pictures, we'll see. There are lots of good times to be had. I a...
Posted by D.S. Clark on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 10:19:00 PST

july 2007

So, this summer has been coming along well. I have been laying low. No big trips or tours this month, which is nice. One must refuel once in a while, right? I am having a big campout at my house(in Ba...
Posted by D.S. Clark on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 01:03:00 PST

june 2007, summer plans and beyond?

June:1: Nashville, TN w/Tiger Saw2: Louisville, KY w/Tiger Saw3: w/Tiger Saw4: w/Tiger Saw5: Pittsburgh, PA w/Tiger Saw6: Bethlahem, PA w/Tiger Saw7: w/Tiger Saw8: w/Tiger Saw9: w/Tiger Saw10: Brookly...
Posted by D.S. Clark on Tue, 15 May 2007 05:34:00 PST