When others describe me, I hear a lot of words like "beauty" and "handsomeness" and "incredibly chiseled features." To me, that's like a vanity, a self-absorbtion that I try to steer clear of. I dig the bungee. For me, it's just the way I live my life. I grip it and I rip it. I live it with a lot of flair. The lifting of power weights, yeah, they work for me. I live on the edge, where I gotta be. I wasn't like every other kid you know who dreams of being an astronaut. I was always more interested in other things like what bark is made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music that he's created over the years - I don't really listen to it. But the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know about what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here and I'm gonna give it my best shot. I'm just looking for a fat girl with a low self-esteem.
I'd like to meet:
CLINT HOWARD
Music:
JOHNNY CASH, LED ZEPPELIN, BRIAN JONESTOWN MASSACRE, TOM WAITS, RAMONES, 45 Grave, AC/DC, SUPERMAN THEME SONG, ROLLING STONES, YANNI, PINK FLOYD, TOM WAITS, CURE, DUKE ELLINGTON, 13TH FLOOR ELEVATORS, BOB MARLEY, SUBLIME, STEPPENWOLF, MILES DAVIS, RADIOHEAD, THIN LIZZY, JORDAN GROUT, NANCY SINATRA, TOMOYASU HOTEI, B-52'S, THE BAND, THE TORNADOS, GWAR, BOB DYLAN, VANGELIS, SCORPIONS, NIRVANA, T-REX, IGGY POP, BOBBY WOMACK, THE GRASS ROOTS, ZOMBIES, AARON FRISBIE, THE SEA HAGS, STEVEN HAWKINGS, AND, OF COURSE, WILLIAM HUNG.
Movies:
I Heart Huckabees, Caligula, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, The Last Unicorn, Sid and Nancy, Run Lola Run, Irreversible, Funky Monkey, Turbo: A Power Ranger Movie, Timecop 2, Cannibal Holocaust, Children of Men, Sling Blade, Blade, Eraserhead, The Fly, Amelie, The Hudsucker Proxy, The Devil's Rejects, Wet Hot American Summer, Videodrome, The Big Lebowski, Almost Famous, The Doors, Trainspotting, Fire and Ice, Comedy Hour with Osama Bin Laden, Fantastic Planet, Beetlejuice, Dawn of the Dead, Gigli, Star Trek, Star Wars, The Aviator, Lord of the Rings, Dead Alive, Caligula, Wild at Heart, Wizards, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Rashamon.
Television:
Da Ali G Show, Deadwood, Family Guy, Fawlty Towers, The Muppet Show, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, You Can't Do That On Television, Salute Your Shorts
Books:
Your Diary, Dr. Seuss, Sigmund Freud, J.R.R. Tolkien, Jack Kerouac, Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter S. Thompson, Arthur Miller, Freiderich Nietzsche, Herbert Selby Jr., Noel Coward, Edgar Allen Poe, Dostoyevsky, Harry Potter, Robert Lois Stevenson, Shakespeare(he actually sucks. a lot), Frank Miller, H.P. Lovecraft, George Orwell, Aldous Huxley, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Bram Stoker, Mary Shelley, Ernest Hemingway, Arthur Conan Doyle, Ray Bradbury, Oscar Wilde
Heroes:
Brenden Riley, Michael O'Toole, David Malcolm, Gremlins, Ron Jeremy, Hunter S. Thompson, The Easter Bunny, David Cronnenberg, Tim Burton, my left testicle, Spider-Man, Yoda, Led Zeppelin, Michael Bolton, Jesus(not the dude from the bible), Sir Christopher Walken, David Lynch, Bram Stoker, Gaspar Noe, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, King Kong(i know he's not real, you morons), Jordan Grout, Andrew Coleman, Akira Kurowsawa, Jordan Grout, Gene Roddenberry, George Lucas, Gregory Peck, Bozo the Clown, King Julien from Madagascar, and Al Rossi.
