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William

Do I contradict myself? Very well, I contradict myself. (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

About Me

anguish, turnips, conjunctions, illness, defeat, string, parties, no parties, urns, desuetude, disaffection, claws, loss, Trebizond, napkins, shame, stones, distance, fever, Antipodes, mush, glaciers, incoherence, labels, miasma, amputation, tides, deceit, mourning, elsewards... -Mr.Earbrass . . . . ************************************************************ ************** How come when you choose your religion for your profile it doesn't offer Shintoism, Satanism, Zorastrianism, Deism, Animist, Spiritualist, Shamanism/Pan Indianism/Native American, Asatru, Sihkism, Baha'i Faith, Jainism, Chaos, or Confusicanism, just to name a few? ************************************************************ ************** I wish all these shitty bands that I've never heard and will never be interested in hearing would stop asking me to add them to my friends list. It's MYSPACE, not your ADSPACE, fuckers! ************************************************************ **************And this is for my brother, Steve Irwin.
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My Interests

murder, music, mayhem, meditation, masturbation, massage, mutilation, medical-experiments, madness, mature comics, magic, motorcycles, my cats, things that begin with at least two humps.

I'd like to meet:

Gruesome Deeeeeaaaaaaattthhhhhh!Send all vitriolic slam bangs to [email protected]

Music:

Gone Dead Train, 3RA1N1C, The Rah Bras, WARREN ZEVON, Iron Maiden, Shudder to Think, Van Morrison, Nick Cave, Jonny Cash, Nick Drake, Pterodactyl, Black Mountain, PRINCE, James Brown, Stereo Total, Gillian Welch, Zepplin, Gainsbourg, B-52's, Zombies, MANGINA, Bros Dreggun, Melt Banana, Beat Downs, Doors, WARREN ZEVON, GWAR, Blackfire Revelation, THE BAND, The Tiger Lillies, Fischerspooner, Gang of Four, THIN LIZZY, JOHN PRINE, ARLO GUTHRIE, Enon, Leo Kottke, Charles Mingus, Duke Ellington, Ahmed Jamal, Bob Dylan, T-REX, The Statler Brothers, Hank Williams I and III, Neil Young, WARREN ZEVON, Nervous Norvus, OM, Janis Joplin, Weird Al Yankovich, Alman Bros., Creedence Clearwater Revival, Pink Floyd, Syd Barrett, Les Claypool, PRIMUS, Tibetan Monks, Pete Seger, Darryl Hall & John Oats, Cat Stevens, Jimmy Buffet, BLUE OYSTER CULT, M.I.A., High on Fire, Venom, Goatwhore, The Thrones, Emperor, Enslaved, Enthroned, Mastodon, Black Randy & the Metrosquad, The Dismemberment Plan, The Make-Up, CHUCK BERRY, QUEEN, Captain Beefheart, Karl Blake, In Gowan Ring, Christian Death, CURRENT 93, GONG, The Greatful Dead (shut up), The Cramps, Dessert Sessions, Joy Division, Ladytron, Celtic Frost, BO HANNSEN, Steve Allen, Astrud Gilberto, Stan Getz, John Coltrane, Dizzy Gilespie, Al Cohn, Zoot Sims, Max Roach, BAUHAUS, The Birthday Party, Blonde Redhead, Mamas & the Papas, The Turtles, Velvet Underground, Roxy Music, The Sugar Cubes, The Troggs, Willie Nelson, Oingo Boingo, Skeleton Key, The Union of a Man and a Woman, American Buffalo, Cinnamon Band, Goddamn Wolves, Thelonius Monk, WOODY GUTHRIE, Jerry Jeff Walker, Harry McClintock, Nurse with wound, Throbbing Gristle, etc.

Movies:

i heart huckabees, Eraserhead, Lost Highway, Easy Rider, Two-Lane Blacktop, Manufacturing Consent: Noam Chomsky and the Media, LOTR, Purple Rain, Re-animator, The Last Waltz, Spider-Man 1 & 2, Anything by David Cronenberg, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, The Doors, A Clockwork Orange, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, HEAT, The Secret of Nimh, Fire Walk With Me, The Elephant Man, Mullholland Drive, Aguirre: the Wrath of God, Metropolis, Nosferatu (Murnau's and Werzog's), Resident Evil, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, NICO-ICON, A Brief History of Time, Stephen Hawking's Universe, Dogville, Willie Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, Wizards, Any Buster Keaton or Charlie Chaplin, Der Golem, Wayne's World 1 & 2, Rushmore, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai, Half-Baked, O Brother Where Art Thou?, The Big Lebowski, The Hudsucker Proxy, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, SIN CITY, Outfoxed, BUBBA HO-TEP, Farenheit 9/11, Underworld I & II, V for Vendetta, anything with Scarlett Johansen or Milla Jovovich, etc.

Television:

Twin Peaks, The Family Guy, The Simpsons, The Iron Chef, The Crocodile Hunter, Courage The Cowardly Dog, Dark Shadows, Surf Girls, Conan O Brien, Shark Week, Johnny Bravo, The Critic, Mystery! Nature, Classic Arts Showcase, Deadwood, Globe Trekker, Nova, 24

Books:

Jack Kerouac, H.P. Lovecraft, Edward Gorey, Hunter S. Thompson, Henry Miller, Edgar Allen Poe, Jamie Delano, Garth Ennis, Warren Ellis, Alan Moore, Grant Morrison, Freiderich Nietzsche, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Han Shan, Ernest Hemingway, Kurt Vonnegut, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sophocles, Steven Hawking, Carl Sagan, Buckminster Fuller, the Thodol Bardo, Lawrence Ferlinghetti, Ezra Pound, Dylan Thomas, Al Franken, Israel Regardie, Aliester Crowley, Bram Stoker, Ken Kesey, Masaaki Hatsumi Soke, Aldous Huxley, James Joyce, Anthony Burgess, Goethe, Shakespeare, Percy Byshee Shelley, Albert Camus, Richard Brautigan, William S. Burroughs, Charles Bukowski, Franz Kafka, Far Lagerkvist, Henry David Thoreau, Jane Austen, Dostoyevsky, John Steinbeck, C.S. Lewis, Zolar, and I have decided to try and like Mark Twain again, now that some time has passed.

Heroes:

David Lynch, the late Timmy Taylor, Peter Jackson, BAT-MAN, Edgar Allen Poe, Walt Whitman, Buddha, Astronauts, Poets, Noam Chomsky, Hunter Stockton Thompson, Thomas Jefferson, Takamatsu Toshitsugu, John Constantine, Dick Proenekke.

My Blog

Kuiz

Could you role-play a dismembered corpse?   I sure could!Would you let something like an axe through your head limit your social life? Not a bit. How would you react if your Significant Othe...
Posted by William on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 04:26:00 PST

Would You Survive a Zombie Outbreak?

Would You Survive a Zombie Outbreak??By-the-Book SurvivorNo doubt about it, you have given serious thought to the possibility of an outbreak. It's unfortunate that so many people will die, but you at...
Posted by William on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 10:51:00 PST

Halloween party photos!

I hope this link works...http://new.photos.yahoo.com/album?c=lalulustar@sbcgl obal.net&aid=576460762333308035&pid=&wtok=WN5_.9FSWieiRYbcsX W6NA--&ts=1162793519&.src=ph
Posted by William on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 02:08:00 PST

Dream - Snow hogs... your dad's drunk as shit!

I ran into my childhood buddy, Dustin Staton, on a cold winter's day. He was wearing camo coveralls like a hunter wears. He invited me back to his house, but said that there was something wrong with ...
Posted by William on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 11:38:00 PST

William is...

http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=William&type=1
Posted by William on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 05:53:00 PST

Dream - Zombie movie staring old girlfriends from grade school

Transversing the coastline to reach the set had become a real hassle. The sand kept moving under my feet. Sometimes it just fell away leaving me scramble for anything solid nearby. To make matters ...
Posted by William on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 11:17:00 PST

Dream - cobra garden

It was a few nights ago now. My family's old garden on Bells Lane in Staunton, VA - before they refenced the yard to be smaller and the garden was half of the entire property. Snakes were all over t...
Posted by William on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 01:30:00 PST

Dream - Swamp Thing meet Kirsten Dunst

It began with a fencing match in a large barn. There were no animals, just a lot of space and light coming through skylights and cracks in the wall, but it wasn't bright. The opponent was a dastardly...
Posted by William on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 12:42:00 PST

Dream - Why do we have to leave?

Chirs Lockhart was in the castle with us. I think we were in the foggy English country side. I hadn't seen him in a while. He was dressed more like he might have in 11th or 12th grade. He was exci...
Posted by William on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 11:34:00 PST

Dream - Ninja assassins and cougar love

The grounds of the compound were covered in a fresh coat of snow as the sun began to go down. From the central tower I perceived a ruckus occurring somewhere far below. Someone checked the security ...
Posted by William on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST