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Aggressive Jessen

Channel 6 News! A guaranteed car chase every night! And if there isn't, the weather girl wears a tub

About Me

I'm Jessen. I collect stuff. I also play guitar (badly) in a punk band . One day, I will learn how to play the violin. I have a box of comic books starring African-American superheroes in my living room. Once I get through all his novels and short stories, I will be an authority on Yukio Mishima. Until then, I will pretend to be one. I used to inline skate a lot, but stopped a few years ago. I've been meaning to start again, but the hill on my block is too steep. I like the classics: Donkey Kong, Tempest, Frogger, and Defender. I have a red keytar that I bought on eBay; when I press a key, it sounds like the eighties.

My Interests

BDSM,

I'd like to meet:

Trust me people!
Bratwurst, chicken, liver salad
what color you like!
walnuts or whipped cream?
pineapple, strawberry, blueberry
yeah! which kind of flavor
which one you want man?
well...I want to know!
so much shite!
well, alright man!
what channel do you wanna watch?
you wanna watch, four, eight, nine, six, one, eleven, thirty-seven, forty four,
Well, what is it?
I don't know, but uh, deep down
And uh,
I don't want...yeah!
forty-seven flavors!
I don't want...
thirty-nine channels!
I don't want
fifty-six pairs of trousers
I don't want...
three cadillacs and uh
this is going too far...
police
police
police
police
and thieves
police
police
police
police and thieves look out look out look out
got an axe to grind
police
police
police and thieves
this one's gone too far
got an axe to grind
got an axe to grind
got an axe to grind
What you say!

Television:

The 'Burg; whatever is on the Military Channel.

Books:

The book where the guy remembers the time when his dad took him and his brother to the gypsies' tent to look at and touch a block of ice for the first time, right before he gets gunned down by firing squad.

Heroes:

Hirozaku Tanaka,

My Blog

Guitar Center Card

1.  I happened to be on a public computer when I decided to check my Guitar Center Preferred Player card balance. (On my home computer, I have a direct link to the credit card account login page....
Posted by Aggressive Jessen on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 11:38:00 PST

Lost Boys and Golden Girls

Meat Loaf. aka The Loaf. aka Michael Lee Aday. aka Bob "Bitch Tits" Paulson. Beyond Bat Out of Hell and Bat Out of Hell II: Back Into Hell, Meat Loaf also had a string of forgettable, regretable album...
Posted by Aggressive Jessen on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 08:05:00 PST

Barcade

Classic games, all set up for 25 cents, in great working order. Magic Hat no.9 on tap. Smoker's patio. Pool table. Try to beat my high score in Tetris (882 lines).star wars: the arcade gameGhosts N G...
Posted by Aggressive Jessen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Summer's Finally Over!

It's about time. I took my jacket out of its mothballs yesterday. You know how people get all happy and shit when summer finally arrives? Well today when I went out and it was all chilly there I was, ...
Posted by Aggressive Jessen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST