i don't play baseball, but i blow a lot of saves.
anything that hipsters hate. also, food and absurdity.
people whose idea of "expanding their horizons" goes beyond "fucking a black chick."
talking to me is like watching an ostrich ride a unicycle. but you're welcome to try it. aim = againstasicilian
snatch. american beauty. lost in translation. vanilla sky. dogma. mallrats. PCU. reservoir dogs. rushmore. fight club. leon (the professional). angus. superbad. army of darkness. eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. se7en. the princess bride. ghost world. batman begins. monty python's _________. plan 9 from outer space.
mythbusters, jeopardy!, and anything involving gordon ramsay.
haruki murakami. dave eggers. anthony bourdain. gabriel garcia marquez. daniel pinchbeck. bill watterson. douglas adams. hunter s. thompson.
henry rollins. bill hicks. steve dieva.