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My name is Zach, and I live in the roughest neighborhood in North Canton. My roommate and I are world renowned Foosball champions with Olympic aspirations. I work for FedEx Ground. No, I don't drive the trucks; I do math all day and sign my name. I'm not sure if I used the semicolon in the previous sentence correctly, but I don't think they get used enough. I think Paul Byrd should be traded to Milwaukee for Bob Uecker and a bag of baseballs. I like to cook, but I usually have to disconnect the smoke alarm when I do. I like to brew my own beer. I also like to drink beer. I keep having a strange reoccurring dream where I'm back in high school and can't remember my class schedule or locker combination. My power animal is rhinoceros. Street Fighter II: Turbo is probably the best video game ever. Mario Tennis is pretty cool, too. My room is usually messy, but it smells okay in here.