Protecting the Earth Realm from the combined threats of cranially enhanced turkeys, extra-dimensional demons, extra-galactic alien armadas, Pope Vaticanus II, and assorted flotsam and jetsam with my comrades-in-arms, the Turkey Hunters, the Gatekeepers, and Anyang FC: Challengers of the Paranormal.
Genuine, sincere, honest people.I'll be returning to Korea in October 2007 and will most likely withdraw from the Seoul social scene. The truth is I am exhausted from dealing with self-indulgent image fascists. I say this knowing that I am not without fault myself. It is less tiring, however, associating with people who do not feel they have to purchase a 300 dollar leather jacket to feel accepted in a subculture that bills itself as non-conformist; people who do not use the concept of "free love" as an excuse to be promiscuous; and, as always, people who do not frequent Itaewon.In short, I fear I have become even more irascible, and that isn't likely to change.
So Cow and his friends, Too Pig and Fairly Sheep, have taken the world by storm, and have criss-crossed the globe in search of excitement and loose change. Will their musical rival and arch-nemesis, Very Horse, upstage them at their next destination? Is So Cow doomed to be ground into hamburger meat by the capricious Farmer Extreme? Tune in every Wednesday night at 9 for "The So Cow Saturday Morning Animated Entertainment Programme" to find out.
The complete Lord Stanley Fizzlebottom IV filmography, including, but not limited to: Tea And Strumpets, Big Ben, Long And Hard In Scotland Yard, Whorecester, Livertool, In Her Majesty's Secret Cervix, Secret Cervix 2: Fetish Intelligence, Member of Parliament, The Royal Sceptre, The Crown Jewels, Wet Sex In Wessex, Buxom Thames, Wet Spinster Abbey, Fuckingham Palace, Double Decker, London Booty Calling, and Queen Mum's Sex Confessions
"Talking Crap-The Complete Series" is now available to buy and own on DVD. Starring Amber Glaskin, Chen Lie, Dave Hat, Diane Beatty, and a gaggle of various zoo animals, this 548-episode collection spans 2 DVDs and includes never-before-seen outtakes, such as the time Chen wigged out .. fumes, and Amber's unfortunate slip into a "dolphin tank". Priced at $69.99 and available at all retail outlets. Makes a great St.Patrick's Day gift. Watch it with grandma!
Eight-year-old Paige and her younger brother Devin enjoy nothing more than exploring the vast, mountainous region beyond their backyard. One night, they linger past their bedtime and notice a shooting star land on the highest peak. When they go to investigate, they find themselves transported to the fantasy realm of Borealis. Now, their only chance to restore the Earth they know is to awaken the benevolent Moon Mage from his cryogenic stasis and make their wish to return home.
Zach "The Mack" Ryan and Adam "The A-Bomb" Dearing; Brian "So Cow" Kelly; Oh, and Mordecai Richler (the last honest man)